One day Flow rider took a walk in park until

I woke up to a cop outside my apartment window with a megaphone. He said to put down my WA2000 or i would have to

I was in my room reading manga, Naruto and than as i was reading i saw that the character was coming out of the book. I was scared. I took out my fake shuriken and target his face

I was playing COD Black Ops and suddenly the door popped open and an army of zombies came toward me

I kissed a girl just to try it.

The couple gave up their baby. They were working in the US from China and the baby had been born with potential brain damage. China would allow only one, and this one was broken.

"Too Bad." The meter maid ripped off the ticket and stuffed it in my mouth. So I

"It's our newest size, the Trenta!" the Starbucks barrista said with a flourish as he displayed the cup. Old news, I thought. I read my BoingBoing and heard about it last week.

soon king apple fell from the tree and demanded to be eaten but something happened during the fall that

The Easter Bunny crawled closer to the chicken coop. Ass and ears high above the low cut field grass. Anyone even half looking would of seen him. Stealth wasn't his strong suite

As my house fell away into the crevice below I lamented my own misfortune, yet I could not help feeling pride for the explosive batch of lamingtons that set off

Pssst! Hey you. Yeah, I'm talking to you. Listen up, I've got something very special to tell you. It'll be our little secret, ok? Are you ready? Here goes. You and me, we are

He knew he'd be stuck here on the john for a while, so he picked up a reader's digest. Good thing they write these to be read in the space of an average bowel movement, he thought.

"There's no place like home", she said as she spilled her entire caramel macchiato. Karma bent over to pick up the cup and knocked her head on the end table. "Farking hell!"

The cyborg entered the decompression chamber. He felt along the wall until he sensed where the audio-intercept device was installed. A mini-torch from his finger

The Congress had planned on coming up with a plan to raise the debt ceiling...but Sen. Orrin Hatch (R) thought they were "raising the roof", which he heard about on Oprah and was

Long ago, on a distant and abandoned isle, there was a structure like none other, so unique and divine that not even a fully trained army could destroy it. The guard was bored so

a little pebble named peb wanted to find his soul mate, but unbeknownst to peb a BIG storm was rolling in over the garden where peb had lived most of his life since leaving the

He was rummaging in the dumpster for food when he found it,an unused lottery ticket. He leaned against a hefty bag & began scratching. He was so used to his bad luck, at first

He'd finally figured it out. He'd connected radio receiving electrodes to insect antennae. Making some adjustments to his XBOX allowed him control. Now with his insect army