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One day, Sonichu was zapping to the extreme, when the Man in the Pickle Costume suddenly appeared and gave him a great, big hug.

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I wasn't done grieving for my father when my younger brother died. He was barely comfortable in the urn on the shelf when my best-dog-ever left this life, and mom died before the

Nanu nanu. Mork calling Orson. Come in Orson.

"The thing about controlling men is that they're not afraid of commitment. If anything they're over-committed," said Amy. "Is Reg still not letting you wear knickers?" asked Lise w

Why do i constantly have to wake up to the those ringing bells every morning ! I hate it , its bad enough i have to wake up an hour from now , oh well i guess the early bird catch

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Bob went outside for a walk, he hadn't seen the sun in days. The bright sun forced him to squint as he walked along the sidewalk. Few cars passed by him as he explored the world.

Margaret's plan was to kill her husband with the anniversary present he'd bought her.

I looked upon the moonlight that rest upon the glen, when I realized with great pleasure that this was the moment my life had built itself up for. I had finally discovered love and

The walls vibrated with the immense power of guitars strumming intensely in almost perfect unison. When the guitarist strung a chord, I yelled with every ounce of breath i had.

I couldn't believe what had just happened. My heart raced and my head pounded. Was I dreaming or could this actually be real?

Great American Novel. Chapter One. Randy M Gravadlax's eyes narrowed as he surveyed the scorching scenery of New England. Cactus abounded as far as the distant horizon. He spurred

She sat despondently in her empty dance studio snacking on the grapes still in place on her headdress. She needed a Christmas miracle.

The night was November 27th, also known as "Black Friday". Justin and I were on our way to the mall to do our annual people watching.

And I learned not to throw on in the towel I learned to wipe my sweat with it and keep pushing!

Train on the water, boat on the track. Train on the water, boat on the track. My lady took the train across the Atlantic. I hope it don't sink like the Titanic.

The only 2 famous Austrians I can think of are Arnold Schwarzenegger and Hitler. Marie Antoinette - was she Austrian?

The bastards from the South had come and gone. All we had to show for it was a funeral pyre adrift on an splenetic sea. We watched our matriarch of Horn and Ice sink, extinguished.