"The thing about controlling men is that

"The thing about controlling men is that they're not afraid of commitment. If anything they're over-committed," said Amy. "Is Reg still not letting you wear knickers?" asked Lise w

Williams. "Of course not why would he, he's so controlling and demanding"

Williams couldn't handle such a domineering roommate. He answered the Craig's list ad with the description "easy to get along with" and got mr. "I'll put you under my thumb!".

'He will have to do,' he thought, ringing up the new roommate. Eventually, once they'd settled, William discovered the true intentions of the man. At night he pressed his thumb on

the man's chest. He looked to his roomate, scowling. "Why are you here, really?"

I´m hungry and I would like to have something to eat and drink

. I'm breaking my fast. I'll have eggs over easy, bacon and hash browns, sausages, freshly squeezed papaya juice and a soy cappuchino, trying to gradually go vegan.

....... What!? Don't look at me like that! I'm making good progress, see? You're not perfect either, you know. Pass the toast. And the butter. WHAT!? I'll start over again tomorrow

"Not good enough. You want butter? Here! Have some!" I shouted, as I stabbed him with a butter knife

in his paw. Paddington bear was insufferable. He said, "Good fellow, no need for violence, I merely asked for orange marmalade." Then the bear politely ripped my head off.