"How could she forget I was allergic to shellfish?" I thought- face swollen by the poisonous hors d'œuvres. "Is she TRYING to kill me?" And that's when I felt something poking

Is God real? Is a question I ask myself many times a day. But

"A New Hampshire police sergeant was fired for using funds from his department's uniform account to purchase Ugg slippers as a

The last man on earth sat anxiously in his living room There was a knock at the door.

You wanna know what happened that night? Really? Its silly, but i will tell you. I go as normally to the most near shop to buy tomato's, but it seems that no tomato's where here.

Tapping away at her terminal, Lucy the receptionist looked up to see a well-dressed hobo stroll in through the revolving metro door. She knew he was a hobo though because

"If you don't have time to type out a grammatically-correct and properly punctuated story, just don't bother!" I thought aloud to myself as I flipped through a women's magazine.

In a valiant attempt to set a new world record, Pete stuffed another two franks into his maw. Already to near-choking and fast approaching his limit, he glanced at the LED clock.

In the Outback under an inky sky filled with perilously bright stars glowing overhead I rediscovered the fear of the unknown. The hairs on my nape stood up. Were we being watched?

Hello adventurer! You have entered an enchanted forest filled with wonder do you... Talk to the grizzled dwarf? (Go to Line 2) Kill him? (Go to Line 4) Make your choice now:

He sat there, paralyzed for 2/3 of "Coming to America." While Eddie hammed it up, he stared at his hand. So close to hers. Her was glistening with fake butter popcorn grease

שלום אני מורה ועובדת בניו יורק

I slowly sank into the comfort of my red pillow sofa in an attempt to escape the insanity of my day. What I thought was going to be a quiet moment of peace suddenly changed when

She said she loved Sea World. Even though she was obese not a single person made a shamu joke in her presence because

"But the economy is in the shitter, and for once I want to report the truth!" But Rupert Murdoch squeezed his head and said

He hated her. She was smart. She envied him because he was dumb. This is how

'Don't worry about the problem' he said. 'Just think of it as an egg with gold hidden deep inside it.' To try and solve the problem you must try to find twenty ways of dealing with

I was finally on my way outta the joint after the bum Grand Theft Auto rap that got pinned on me. My cousin Tony had come up on a Caddy and when he got pinched by the fuzz he put

Ursula venía de viaje, llevaba un traje poco adecuado para la ocasión, pero de todos modos

As a purple giant elephant that lives in the sky, I am required to spell everything correctly. However, as I have no hands, it is very difficult for me to spell, so i hire a