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"Oh, look luvy an ice berg!" The rake tipped back his martini glasss and nearly stumbled overboard. "Let's ask the captain to get closer so we can put these drinks of the rocks."
Finished
2014-06-21 21:05:29
Took
2 years, 282 days, 13 hours, 21 minutes, 30 seconds
42
Martin loved words. He never tired of new euphemisms for his snack,his crane,his ho-ho,his little fireman,his pogo stick,his proteinaceous milkshake maker,his pugnacious
Finished
2013-09-27 17:56:58
Took
2 years, 8 days, 11 hours, 14 minutes, 4 seconds
42
Like he's ever seen the inside of a gym, I mean, only if you threw a box of TimHortons Tim-Bits in there, then he'd see the gym. The whole conversation was useless. Unless you want
Finished
2014-02-18 15:30:38
Took
333 days, 2 hours, 14 minutes, 52 seconds
42
You're listening to 106.4 FM, "The Krill", the only radio station playing exclusively beluga whale mating calls put to a metronome. Next up, we have that hot single, "My Blowhole
Finished
2019-11-19 03:36:05
Took
6 years, 214 days, 10 hours, 24 minutes, 59 seconds
42
He took a sip of his iced-tea and slowly swung in his hammock. He felt the summer sun dapple through the trees and heard the soft buzz of predator quad drones approaching rapidly.
Finished
2017-06-24 11:18:09
Took
4 years, 49 days, 10 hours, 56 minutes, 59 seconds
42
It was when Evie couldn't bear to hang any more clothes on the line because all her pegs were unmatching that she took up drinking seriously.
Finished
2017-01-31 18:38:23
Took
3 years, 260 days, 6 hours, 18 minutes, 43 seconds
42
Don't mess with me. Just give me three gin and tonics and leave me ALONE! But before you go, would you mind handing me the remote? I want to watch "Leave It to Beaver" reruns.
Finished
2016-10-03 17:48:43
Took
3 years, 140 days, 20 minutes, 2 seconds
42
"Cold turkey works for fetishes but you have an obsession", said Dr. Ruth. "You can start by sleeping two nights a week with this inflatable duck." I turned to my inflatable wife
Finished
2015-02-02 15:25:58
Took
1 year, 257 days, 22 hours, 45 minutes, 32 seconds
42
Can you do me a favor and just hold on to these two sticks? Thanks. If you need me, I'll be behind the ballistic glass. Just wait for my signal.
Finished
2017-06-28 11:06:08
Took
4 years, 38 days, 14 hours, 47 minutes, 9 seconds
42
When I was younger I still dreamed. Now I concede that I cannot do things as they should be done, and do them as they must. It's only here I can play. Follow my whim, fold a care
Finished
2013-05-28 15:04:45
Took
2 days, 3 hours, 33 minutes, 15 seconds
42
I start 'em. You finish 'em. I set 'em up. You knock 'em down. Let's do this dang thing. Ready? Good. You're gonna need your A-game today.
Finished
2015-02-03 13:25:47
Took
1 year, 247 days, 19 hours, 17 minutes, 57 seconds
42
The commander of the Cron Aviv starship pounded his fist against the central panel. "Lost in space with no fuel. Awesome. So who wants to push?" The crew hid in the barracks with
Finished
2019-12-10 15:49:42
Took
6 years, 189 days, 23 hours, 38 minutes, 54 seconds
42
Pangolin! Pan-go-lin? Pang-o-lin? Pangolin!! Pangolin pangolin pangolin, pangolin pangolin pangolin pangolin. Pangolin, pangolin pangolin pangolin - pangolin pangolin! Dugong.
Finished
2016-10-12 19:52:51
Took
3 years, 128 days, 20 hours, 2 minutes, 54 seconds
42
You wanna call me up? Take my number down It's 222-2222 I got an answering machine that can talk to you It goes Hey how ya doin' Sorry ya can't get through But leave your n
Finished
2020-04-17 12:49:57
Took
6 years, 313 days, 22 hours, 48 minutes, 49 seconds
42
In Tonight's News, We explore the vast loss of life when the all The Members of the Gangnam Shake Flash Mob simultaneously combusted from awesomeness. In related news, Psy
Finished
2017-08-23 14:27:01
Took
4 years, 63 days, 18 hours, 13 minutes, 9 seconds
42
The peach fingered man was a kleptomaniac. Soft, fragrant and plump, he could pick a fly's pocket without the fly knowing. The only problem was
Finished
2017-11-12 18:26:17
Took
4 years, 133 days, 23 hours, 28 minutes, 50 seconds
42
I believed before anyone even told me that there was Someone or something to believe in. I knew it in the deepest of my being, as if I had come from the spiritual realm myself.
Finished
2017-08-21 11:58:39
Took
4 years, 42 days, 10 hours, 58 minutes, 22 seconds
42
One out of ten american men
Finished
2014-05-19 11:34:14
Took
306 days, 17 hours, 59 minutes, 46 seconds
42
She kneaded the dough expertly, it was such great therapy. She rolled it into a rectangle to add the cinnamon-sugar filling. This filled her with so many bittersweet memories as
Finished
2017-07-07 17:59:38
Took
3 years, 356 days, 6 hours, 6 minutes, 57 seconds
42
As the producer of the remake of "My Dinner with Andre," I had a huge crisis on my hands. 3-D post-production? Green screen? Toy tie-ins for the kids? And what about the Chinese?
Finished
2016-10-18 14:37:17
Took
3 years, 76 days, 15 hours, 13 minutes, 5 seconds
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