He didn't need cocaine he had 5 hour energy drink. He would buy gallons of it, boil it down until it evaporated into a solid then grind it up and snort it all day at the hospital

She was Catholic but she was totally Jewish in spirit. She'd even

It's tough being the youngest of eight brothers who can swallow their fists.

BIP...BIP! Made the machine when Sarah awoke from her 10 year coma. Her parents had fallen to the winds of time, just another way to tell the story of those who pass away.

The tiger loped through the high jungle, only a smattering of sunlight reaching through the thick canopy to land on his striped (pronounced stripe-ed) hide. She stopped when she

My name is Bob, and i live in a corrupted city with no name. Bob started to run away from the pineapple gang when suddenly Bob stumbled onto a

"I like to move it, move it. I like to move it, move it. I like to move it move it. You like to... MOVE IT!" That song was playing for the twelfth time today, this was

The pirate robot factory blossomed into flames, and four shadowy figures lept from the inferno into the nearby grass. The squad of zombie ninjas consulted their trochee manual, and

Smoke poured out from between the cream-colored ceiling tiles. The smoke was tinted a sinister green color, and Bob had no idea what was going on. He'd been typing mindlessly away

Little did Tomas know, pressing the "back" arrow on his media keyboard would spell certain doom for the tribe of caramel-coated gummi bears he had stashed in his left pants-pocket.

A team of prostitutes, brigands, highwaymen, pirates, pimps, loiterers, shady folk, untrustworthies, hobos, criminals, thieves, pickpockets, delinquents and some French approached

Once upon the time there were twelve little unicorns and none of them had any idea of how to go about operating their new dvd player. Twiddlemuff, the unicorn with thumbs, took the

Erase una vez una casa en lo alto del monte, recubierta de niebla y en su interior había espíritus y fantasmas que a los que compraban la casa les hacían la vida imposible.........

His mom wore a mumu and smoked GPC menthols while drinking huge amounts of foamy instant ice tea. It was

This is the saddest story you will ever hear in your life. It all started when

"Up Chuck Up Chuck" "Quit that. You know I hate that" " Well I was just trying to get you to jump up, a snake is about to bight your ankle, oops never mind to late now.

We left Jerry being threatened by Zombie Newman and his Zombie friends,CrazyJoeDevola and TheSoupNazi.Seinfeld had a knife and now he's running away screaming on a cartoonish way.

The sky over Manitoba was the color of mackerel, surfing the wrong channel. The hibachi sizzled as Sandy MacPherson scanned the police bands, hoping that The Watercolourist

Bess Bavout was having no end of trouble getting her daughter Oona admitted to Mrs. Twatweiler's Kennel for Young Girls. The boarding fees settled, Oona now objected to the menus.

Of course, the party as a whole might have been called off totally. For all I know, this guy might be some aspie fuck who tried to organize a party without his mother's consent, an