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But I was not! And I began to second guess myself in regards to asking myself is this what I really want to do for the rest of my life? And my mind would tell me YES! So I stayed

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It's tough being the youngest of eight brothers who can swallow their fists.

The sheets were wet under him. He couldn't open his eyes or move. He was in his ex-wife's bed. He knew because the air smelled like her vanilla perfume. Then he heard her laugh.

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It was dark, I could hear them outside, but I didn't want to move in case they heard me.

The little brown mouse went hopping through the big open field one day. His friends had warned him about the sky demons but his little brown mouse brain had convinced him

This is a test of your ability to infer meaning. To 'read between the lines'. What is your conclusion after considering the evidence?

"A New Hampshire police sergeant was fired for using funds from his department's uniform account to purchase Ugg slippers as a

I thought that Japan was attached to China, that Puerto Rico was a Mexican city and more ignorantly, that Scotland and Ireland were both the same island and didn't speak English.

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Acting out in real life a childrens fairytail isn't something I usually do. It was just a bit of fun, honest, but it turned into one of the most scary things I've ever done. It

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I awoke and was immediately uneasy. I wasn't hungover but I had no idea where I was, except that it was a pretty common hotel room layout. I was fully clothed and upon getting up