Michelle toked on the joint like she was in college. They sat in the Lincoln Bedroom, high, shoving cookies in each other's mouths--having fun. Michelle started crying

i got off the bus, and started walking to my house. It was extra hot today, and i was sweating alot. i got the mail and went inside. "I have to do my chores" i said with a sad sigh

I was so excited to see my sister after being away at University. I missed her so much and I was looking forward to catching up on her exciting stories!

We left Jerry being threatened by Zombie Newman and his Zombie friends,CrazyJoeDevola and TheSoupNazi.Seinfeld had a knife and now he's running away screaming on a cartoonish way.

Spock set down the tricorder and cautiously approached the gelatinous quivering blue mound. Pushing his fingers into the quivering blue flesh, he intoned "My mind to your mind,

I was re-examining my RB situation (again) for the fantasy football playoffs just as the boss walked in. I Ctrl-Tab'ed to an accounting spreadsheet but he said "Hey Bob, you workin

Peanut went down the road, but he didn't cross it, as you might expect. He also did not wander into a pub, but he turned into the dark street, where he met an elephant who was

Vlastomil Ruparkhin came back into focus. "Thought you had left the room!" Greta Merton quipped. "Oh, I'm still out there, but maybe I should don some pagan carp for their sake."

The forest was dense,of a deep shade of green.The light could barely pass through the tree tops.A savage tribe,untouched by civilisation prepared for the fight.Lean bodies painted

i was at the store and

A long long long long long time ago, back in the ancient times, there was a dog named Raphiel. Raphiel was shorter than other dogs, but on one particular day, something happened.

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"So I was minding me own business down the pub, right, drinkin me pint of Foster's, watching the telly, when all of a sudden this big bloody beast of a man pushes me over and spill

Sarah's cupcakes was amazing. The cake was a combination of chocolate and vanilla with some food colouring. She was shocked with the huge orders she had gotten..

How am I, you ask? Im doing better than a castrated nymphomaniac in a whore house but that's not saying im fantastically supurb. Better than a midget trapped in a pumpkin or a

"It just won't budge!", the lieutenant said to the corporal. "try more lube"

Mister Darcy, my cat, looked up at me with his encouraging eyes as if to say, " I caught this one, now you try." At my feet was a lifeless, roughed-up, garden gnome... (Oh boy.)

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The room was dark, dank and eerie. A single lightbulb was hanging from the ceiling, it flickered. There were no doors, only the gray walls that were slowly closing in on me.

This site cracks me up. It really does. I could sit here and add lines to stories all day long. My coworkers constantly wonder why I'm cracking up at my desk.