But being wealthy, Nate chose to eat carrots instead and twat made all the difference. We suffered from a severe case of vitamin A poisoning. Wis skin has brigwt orange and

Violet. Looking at the flowers and naming her unborn child after them. She wanted the child name to mean something and now it did. Unknowingly her best friend had just chosen the

When their tongues met, it was like magic. It was like it was ment to be. He never knew he wanted to be with someone so badly before. And it wasn't like he never had sex before

Adrian Popplecock, official talent scout for Britiain's got talent. I pride myself on finding unusual talent. I scouted Mr. Methane & The Regurgitator. I got a tip to check out an

The Barrista was pretended that the coffee shop was the Bridge of the USS Enterprise and that he was

Jimmy Hoffa stepped out of his time machine and rubbed his stubbled chin. "Well, that worked!"

It was a hot after noon after school ,i was so tired that i walked as slow as a turtle to reach home .Suddenly , i saw one of my friends he said that the sun is barbecuing ......

The rupture was 2 meters in diameter. It was easy to find - with all the stuff from the broken pipes floating near the opening. I activated thrusters and counted to 3 - any more

These lederhosen have been riding up on me all day. All for naught, she didn't even notice me. I think Ferdie tricked me into this. Why was I the only one wearing lederhosen?

The protosoul received a bottle containing one bitter pill. The prescription read "To be taken before birth on an empty stomach. Side effects. nausea, boredom, depression, death."

You look like someone put a bright red fright wig on a skeleton and chucked it out of a helicopter.

"Nothing gold can stay," wrote Robert Frost. Perhaps he was moved by golden boardwalk fries in the clutches of a seagull. I brought a notebook to the beach, expecting inspiration.

It's been a week now since my wife left for her mothers. I slept Surprisingly well for the first few nights of her absence, it felt great to come home to a quiet house.

Scout43B Travel Log: I've found a new source of energy. I left a scent trail and am en route back to the Queen's chamber. If all goes as planned I should arrive in T-14 hours.

Luke was walking down the dark alley home late at night. He had just came home from a party when a howl of a wolf was heard.Attempting to get home as fast as possible he ran.Then..

When the luster of shimmering flowers is answered by the roar of the sea from afar, the night crosses in stillness and without a sound.

It was the simplest of physics: an object in motion tends to stay in motion, and Brenda was definitely in motion. She'd

The Dog Knight lowered his visor. His bone lance was aimed directly at the Unicorn Dragon. This would be the end of the Charred Oppression.

With a full head of steam, he pushed on. The Tinman had accidentally sat on the iron, and it was plugged.

Don't let me fall!