he stood with his sniper pointed to a well dressed man in a building across the roof that he was within. This was his mission so he guessed that it was time for another paycheck.

She cradled his head and let out a blood-curtling scream. The rain pounded the sidewalk and leaked down her brunette tresses. She looked like a drowned rat, but she didn't care,

Seven places I wanted to go before the end of this short existence were, Mongolia, Basc, Cameroon, New Zealand, Greenland, Iceland, and, Antarctica. But it's ticking down the time

He had only one gift, his farts smelled like an awesome Sunday breakfast. But you have to play the hand your dealt and he decided to make his gift work for him by

Legend says the old map would lead whoever follows it to riches unknown. At least that's what the grinning man in the tourist shop had told me when he took my 500 bucks. Now I was

"You, put down the raccoon NOW!" The cop's pointed pistol made the point. So he turned to the raccoon and said, "You smell like garbage."

Lana loved to dance, however she has one secret no one must ever know about her. One she constantly lies about.

My dream home has a large central library with comfy couches and overstuffed chairs.

"Jefrey (With one 'f', 'Jefrey'!)! Jefrey (With one 'f', one 'f'!)!" sang the Mars Red Rovers cheer squad. Their quarterblark, Jefrey Zorg, scored a touchdown. The DE and RT lifted

As wind howled and the rain beat down outside the window, I began to plan the evil deed.

I liked to live my life according to a few simple tenets. Hakuna matata, always look on the bright side, etc. So upon contracting alien hand syndrome I thought it'd be great for

Ryu looked at his fallen opponent. He knew that he was a champion and that he would be abused as a Capcom icon from that point on.

NaNoWriMo was a bust for me.

"Please state the nature of the medical emergency."

How do I get this party started? What necessary steps and actions will contribute to the bountiful joy that I must acquire? The most important rule in planning the ultimate party

One day there were these fab girls walking down the PMS hallway. All of a sudden, a new kid walked around the corner. Man, was he cute!

I said it was too early for gin Rickeys and she said it was too late for eggs Benedict. Our relationship was in different time zones.

They need to invent a new monster, something scary. I like vampires and zombies and stuff, but like they beat that horse to death, we need something totally freaky and new like

The dictator bequethed his right-hand man the oil fields to the North and his armored tank division. Unknown to the dictator, his right-hand man was the leader of the resistance.

The lock was rusted shut, so I broke it with a crowbar. Opened the barn doors and there she was. 67 goat with 30 years of dust and mouse dirt. But I was determined to give