Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree.

I was hot on Chaz's tail (um, so to speak) but SlimWhitman was way ahead and MoralEnd had nearly lapped me. Worse, PurpleProf was coming on strong, folding like her life depended o

Grandma's Apple Pie Recipe: -2 cups sugar -5 apples -1 tbsp salt -4 tsp sugar -1 cup flour -1 cup brussel sprouts -5 rashers of bacon -1 lock of orphan's hair -1 cup toenails

I 'came to' rather than 'woke up'. Where was I? Some kind of expensive hotel room. I was wearing the same clothes I'd had on at the convention. "Hello?" No answer. I ran my hand

The drone rose from the ground with zero intent. Somewhere, thousands of miles away, a sleepy contractor was pulling back on a joystick. Normally he was reliable, but the divorce

Baah baah baah

the cat ran after the mouse.

A dead cow comes across the sky.

The way hot female space aliens looked down on a 14 year old farmboy in his bedroom. Pollika said "Shall we abduct this specimen?" Pollrida responded "Maybe we should mate with him

"What if we turn it this way?" Jesse asked, stepping back to look at the diagram. "I have no flipping clue, Jess. It still looks like the plans for a Rube Goldberg machine or a

Teddy scuttled down the stairs Christmas morning, his hearts full of excitement & joy. What he found under the tree, however, made this the WORST Christmas EVER!

I sold it to her for ten dollops just to get her out of my house. The stench she left behind settled into the living room and shows no signs of leaving anytime soon. I called Dr. F

He played Chopin's Nocture in Eb Major to great applause from the crowd. Some, however, were displeased and threw rotten tomatoes and various herbs onto the stage in protest.

"Get away from me you creep!!" Amy could not understand why this weirdo kept on following her. At first she thought it was an innocent high school crush but then,

Boo Bo was the funniest clown I had ever met. I tried to impress him with a joke, so I combined his favorite subjects into one joke. Farts, sex, racism, kittens and leprechauns.

Bianca was procrastinating by taking the Psychology Today 'Why Do You Procrastinate?' quiz. There was a tiny thump - a dead mouse had fallen out of the hole next to the radiator

The cat rubbed up against her calf and Isabella utter a small moan. "WTF, I though, if that cat can illicit that from her what can a real man like me do"? So I slid next to her o

"Click". I didn't expect the trumpets of doom "click" to sound like this. But "click click click" you can never know. One moment you see the light at the end of the tunnel, next

I couldn't help but to feel stupid. I had been reading the username as "Slim White Man" for over five years. I nearly broke by keyboard on my head as I slammed it onto the desk.

No, It couldn't be.... but it was in my room staring at me. It was looking at me as if it had some authority to be here but this was my room.