Thomas Carnacki knocked softly on the weathered grey seaside shanty. "Mrs Squidmore, I'm sorry for your loss and of course I would be happy to help with the phantasms you mentioned

A gentle wise man once shared with me a secret of great wisdom, "Never pickup things that require the use of more than two hands, In other words, don't try to do

The '54 Chevy appeared to be abandoned, left with its windows rolled down & not a soul in sight. Barney passed the rusting heap along this lonely stretch of Alabama highway many

It was complete chaos as the concert had come to an end, everybody had wanted a chance to meet their favorite band member and it seemed as though nobody was going to

"You walkin around like you so black and beautiful, but what are you really? Just some white guy from Chicago with some superficial upgrades." The lady had a point and it would be

On a moonlit night, stranded on a canoe in the middle of Convict Lake, Wilson had his first full night of sleep since the death of Mr Rodriguez. He had nowhere to go and no need of

A good, funny story is always welcome, you become more popular over________.

The waiter left her spinach but took her fork, then her husband stole her knife and screamed at the shitty waiter that the knife was dirty.

Pop went the weasel, his eys first bulging and then shooting from their sockets. The weasel had been one of the best-known

Jack traded his last guitar for five magic beans. Evening came early in the canyons of the city. The dangers were numerous, but the legumes were luminous. Jack planted one of them

Flip the burger, peel the cheese, blob of mayo and blotter of ketchup, fancy ketchup. Wilhelm hated this job but, it was the only one he could get because

This is a tragic story of star-crossed lovers, faked suicides, pizza alle vongole, muffled screams and hearts shattered into tiny bits then trampled under the heel of fate. But tha

"It was sort of like a....well, it was a uhh....hold on it's coming back...it was kind of like a uhh....kind of a uhh...well, let me start over. It looked like a sort of uhh..."

Mattie Moe Man had finally

"I spy with my little eye something green." "Is it money?" I asked. "No, it's a planet you've never heard of." Grrrh. "Dammit, christian god, I'm going to Durga's to pay Twister."

Under the nom de plume, Groid Buttenberg, he wrote more than 36 Bodice-Ripping romances. Mabel Milkytoast, number one fan, wondered what his true name was and called the publisher.

Did you steal my toaster? Hey! you steal my bloody toaster?

My eyes started to see some shapes in the darkness. The hole was big enough to host another guest. The water would probably come from a leaking pipe and a beam of light ...

Here we are, hanging onto strains of green and blue. Break the chain then we break down, oh it's not real if you don't feel it: Unspoken expectations, ideals you used to play with.

"Far from me to desagree,but maybe we better not wake the Master!After all,is it an emergency?I mean,do we really need to ask him what blood type to serve?"The kitchen on Dracula's