"Your band has 9 members but 10 drumkits. Why?" "Bastions of the Mind Shield preach the gospel of jazz metal, and jazz is about the notes you don't hit. Our silent Lollapalooza set

My upstairs neighbors were at it again. I tried to tune them out but found myself tapping my foot to the rhythmic creak of old floorboards and mattress springs. Their moaning grew

She liked me, I loved her. She was just fifteen

Everytime I walk and then stop, my shadow bumps into me.Then I get mad and yell at it. My nosy neighbors called the cops on me and that's how I ended up here. It all started

The tub was a stagnant pool of tears. She'd started crying a month before and died in it days later. The sadness inside her would not relent. Her dead eyes wept, a heart barely

it was a fine day.i was jogging on the park, and suddenly, i saw a tree burning in fire, and suddenly,it uprooted from the ground and started throwing fire ball at the people

i was walking with my friend, across the cemetries suddenly, we heard a scary noise and suddenly,a skeleton appreared in front of us , and was having a gun in it's hands.......

It wasn't the endless meetings or the constant questions that made Harold snap. It wasn't the incompetence or the tedium or the lack of respect or the overpriced Funyuns.

The woman woke up with an excruciating pain in her right foot.

"5, 6, 7, 8," she quietly whispered, peaking effortlessly between her fingers and watching her classmates hide. So uncommitted and unaware was she, that the man approaching was

"There you are, pregnant & barefoot" said Jim, hugging Tia from behind, "What's for dinner?" "I've got socks on," she replied, "and it's not dinner. I'm boiling frogs."

I cant believe im actually after all the distractions, and road-blocks im finally here! But i have to give thanks to my friend Jameson who gave me the opportunity, if it wasn' for

This is worth it for the kitty attack.

When I got back to Iris, we shared some of the food and fell asleep smelling of Funyons. I woke up late in the afternoon and Iris was using the last of the ice on her forehead

He hated her. She was smart. She envied him because he was dumb. This is how

"The babysitter isn't dead,"I told myself as I ate my illegal bowl of vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup, "she's sleeping". I watched I Love Lucy and picked lint off the couch.

Big Bob hated the office costume party because everyone alway's instantly recognized him. "This year", he swore "I'll show them." He walked up to La Ronda in his

Sarah Lanecrush was meanest girl that ever existed in Orange County. Her only friends were people that she'd impaled on her bitchy conversations and still writhed in pain

I turned around, my opponent right on my tail. I had to make it away fast before something really bad happened. Something really bad like- "AVADA KEDAVRA!"

I looked at my watch. It wass one of those binary gadget things, so it took me while to figure out the time, but there were still a few hours left. Good. I crept carefully through