I really shouldn't have been looking. But their blinds were open and I couldn't help myself. They were

I wanted to discover what lay beyond conception, remote & ineffable, utterly strange. Within the wretchedness of mere existence my heart grew sick, and utter horror sounded within

She cackled over the screams of the children. She wasn't accustomed to cackling, but it was all she could do not to piss herself every time one begged for help. Standardized tests

Once upon a time there was a koala. She needed help reaching for something that had nothing she could climb on. So she asked a tall giraffe to help her

She needed a place to share truthful knowledge, but where. So Kalki headed towards the internet, and started a fold on FoldingStory. Asking for forums and resources, the places p

"Merry Christmas!" he said, more a challenge than a greeting. He waited, looking for the expression that would send him to sensitivity training. His wife had taken the kids and he

Mrs. Owens had an amazing pair of knockers. They were enormous heavy things festooned with ornate decorations & hung heavily from front and back doors of her mansion. I lifted the

I heard another knock at the door. "Who is it?" I asked exasperatedly. "YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!" replied my grandma. "Third time today," I muttered as I opened the door only to find

So I was a bit boorish & off putting, insulting & inflammatory, cut a few corners - well flat out lied, but now I'm all better & will be an perfect angel from now on,forgiven, kay?

A man walked into a bar one day...

A third glass slid down the bar and skidded to a stop in front of him, only light clinking its predecessors. He drained it and tossed back some peanuts. When he woke up, he knew

I loaded and cocked the gun. I thought to myself "This world was never good enough for octopus-human love, and it will never will be!" As I raised the gun I imagined her purple

I guess the ideas that shape our world, the human one, are like a tapestry, interwoven, building on threads of what came before. Some threads break but the fabric grows

Was it treason to want to steal the President's wife away for a romantic weekend? How much of the American military and Homeland Security would be used to ensure her chaste return?

So it turns out the reason 2016 was such a screwed up year was because of all the time travelers that are coming back to stop Trump. People used to go stop Hitler but now they try

Do not continue this FoldingStory. By it's completion, it will leave you in a cold sweat, awake until the early hours, staring into the darkness. This thread ends here. Goodnight.

There once was a man from Ireland...

As I lay dying on the road to Costco, I was passed by dozens of pilgrims, the holy, the walking ascended, in the world but not of it, their faces lit by their uplifted palms, resi

His wife was a slob. It had taken him years to admit this to himself. He had taught her his system. The alphabetized mail slots. The organized fridge to size and expiration. But

The crystal ball lit up the walls with a rainbow of stars. Their eyes locked on one particular constellation and deep within it, saw another set peering back. He fumbled for his