I am going to go play dead for the next 4 years; hold all my calls.

I woke up in the morning feeling a little shitty. I grabed my glasses and headed out the door. I'm going to hit this city, but before I leave I'm going to brush my teeth with

The want ads abound with mediums offering their service, and you really have to stick out somehow to get any business. The typo in my ad "Medium exercises horny ghosts"

He lit the lamps of his hermitage and opened the doors of his soul. Finally! A lengthy reprieve from the workaday world of an alien culture. He shed the attire of exile, and put on

"Look, I've got a lot on my plate! Have YOU ever built a teleporter in YOUR backyard?"

Bald headed, bald headed, bald headed, bald...hair? There is hair on this head!?!?! Johnson damn it, that fool, that cretan. He should be pistol-whipped for this. I never thought

Caution: The female of the species is more deadly than the male. Some forgot to put a warning label of Helen of Troy. Thousands of men died needlessly because

I heard her screams down the telephone line. Chainsaw justice, that's how they did it here. For what? All that barbarity for what?

He ran into the glass door. He left a huge greasy nose print. His pastor was inside stroking the dog with a Hair Pick. He was trying to fluffen up

"The gate is closing!" screams the henchman, kicking his legs giddily as he waves his arms in a triumphant stance. He is probably even more excited than the actual participants.

Thats it! If i see one more misused apostofre or mispelling your dead! Said Randy. An dont come wit you're excuses like "who care's" or "i just want to get my mesage acros"

"What's your problem?" He snapped when we entered the house. "You ruined the night just because you wanted to be a brat!" He treated me like a child, when I was a fully capable 80

I've told you before how much I hate it when you

"This bloody time-tracking software." Kirt violently lashed out with his foot at the computer tower sitting next to him. "It's lost all my entries again." His company had always

As the man walked out of his front door he could not believe what he was looking at. The disaster that was left from the tornado that swept through town left the man feeling

How many times had he told himself not to do this, stupid jungle operations always left him in a bad mood. As he pushed the brush out of the way, he was finally there. Time to

When the chief offered his daughter the interpreter told me this was an offer I couldn't turn down. "I am already married. Tell him that. Point out my wedding ring." "Why does that

amazingly odd that the quarter had fallen on it's edge over 12 times! as he prepared to flip it again, there came a shout from across the street. It was mrs. gerdsley making some

But he didn't care. The Borg could go through its routines. He just wanted his pass and his payment. It's chest opened and he reached for his propulser but

When the city of Denver is remembered, it will be remembered for the way its soldiers fought and died against the fearsome militants of Arizona and their eradication machines.