Over time he had become more like a genuine DMV office worker. Pencils and pens in his bun, his moo moo was the right shade of pink, he had flip flops with that thick sole

After angrily looking around for my charger i realize that

The Super Tiny Ultimate Supreme Royalty Princess Pageant was the first of it's kind - a competition for fetuses. Moms went to extraordinary lengths to dress the girls in utero. The

On the way here, there were guns and roses, the exoskeleton of a hard truth, the journey of a thousand blinks, and San Francisco twice. You must know by now that I am your Guard An

He held birthday greetings in one hand. Bottle of wine in the other. Despite honorable intentions, he felt on the verge of a panic attack. It had been

Gallantry is often used in respect of actions that are not gallant. When seeking to appeal to the fairer sex it is how gentleman-like your behaviour is that shall determine

It started in a small town in Wisconsin- the dread Samsa virus, named after patient zero, a dairy farmer who woke one morning to find he was a

I think I'll go for a walk outside now. The summer sun's calling my name.

I punched a hole in my makeshift dirt hovel, peering outside. Sun poured in. I breathed a sigh of relief, I had survived the night. Punching the wall out, I walked- sssSSSSSsss

The boy stared at him with hollow eyes and a smile that was disconnected from them. Several of his teeth were missing so when he sang, a little whistle escaped with each S. A bomb

Let's try something a little different. I want the next fold in this story to have nothing whatsoever to do with the previous one. Completely random. Go!

The ancient theatre shuddered and rotted, drapes ripped under their own weight. When the door to the lobby opened, I saw

As odd as it was, the primary thought going through John's mind was ~these gates are really just white, not really pearly~ as he entered Heaven. An angel approached, carrying two

In a lonely cave, one man lives by himself with his butler. He has only one friend. He decided to go fight some bad people. Espcially his arch nemesis, Joker. They fought until

Hace muchos muchos años en un pueblo muy lejano de aquí vivía una chica extremamente guapa. Tenía mucho tiempo libre porque sus padres eran muy ricos y ella no tenía que trabajar.

The Rock was so determined not to be typecast that he offered to do the Mr. Darcy role for scale. Unfortunately, the shoot did not start well. You see, Elizabeth was played by

The rancid cupcake sat on the back of the pantry shelf. Lurlene had a sweet tooth something fierce.

"Bucky, leave!" Captain America yelled.

He was gay, and she was ultimately stupid. This'd indeed happened many times before; with girls cuddling up to him in hopes of a new 'boo'. But Adam had no interest. He only wanted

I looked in the mirror and I couldn't see myself.Actually,what I could see was this shadow wich was shaped like me but was kind of smokey and blurry,so I ran