After angrily looking around for my charger

After angrily looking around for my charger i realize that

it was in my pocket the whole time. I take it out and notice that this doesnt look like my exact charger. I try to plug my phone into it and it wont fit. I get up and...

throw it against the wall and walk away. I needed my actual charger, without it i couldn't

use my phone to do things i need to manage ...call people + do the things i weant to do on a daily basis

like text to king kong, watch Teletubies, and

barney the big

dino umpire finally put his foot down. He didn't look so fluffy and friendly at night. "Now look, children -- either play the game or get off the court." The floodlights started to

flood, and the foghorns started to fog, so I had no choice but to go home. I made a nasty expression at the umpire, tossed my gum over my shoulder, and started running. I wanted

to make it to first base, but suddenly there was torrential downpour. Being surprised at this moment, during the last game of the year, I slipped halfway to the plate and

I went into a never-ending coma. This is the most tragic part of my life.