His jeans were tight,his dick hard,and she could feel his excitement on her hand thru the thick blue fabric.She was also throbbing inside her jeans,he knew.Her lips on his neck and

Me and some friends were heading out that weekend to Camp Slaughter Lake to drink some brews and hopefully get laid. When we got there, though, we found that we'd been beaten to

Camping in the Yard in summer was great,he thought lying in his tent.Then heard droplets trickle on the tent wall.Was it rain?Someone giggled. It was piss! He reached for the taser

An entity aware of it's agency upon which it's reach at essence resolves the formative alienation. From this position a degree of pre-Being extrudes itself before actual Extrusion.

He stared at the credit card bill. "ANOTHER pair?! Why did you need to buy another pair of slippers? GLASS slippers!" He stormed into the walk-in closet and she was

Dares to accomplish. 1) Throw a rock at the school camera. 2) Talk to the guy in the back of the classroom who looks at you weird. 3) Tell someone to

I woke up in the morning and I walked out the house I was at my bus stop when I realized

I was surrounded. There were thousands of the monsters. Defeating them was inconcievable. Nevertheless, I drew my epic sword of destiny and prepared for their assualt. As they ran

Something has happened. When I entered this room and stood before all these people I was going to announce the identity of the killer but now it is like I am inside my empty shell

'It's a very blustery day' announced Pooh. The wind tickled across Pooh's stomach & played havoc with his duodenal ulcer which lay but inches beneath. Dr. Tigger was to perform an

Arms flailing wildly, he broke the surface. Desperately gasping for air he reached out hoping to find something, anything, he could float on. That's when he noticed the

it was monster it was the devil from down calling me to hell saying that am most welcomed there saying it was my place but i couldn't resist the life up here on the dear earth

Countdown... 1 2 3 4 5 Blastoff!

I believe you are deceiving me miss, for only pigs can fly. Well then, how do you suppose that little robin got all the way to the top of that tree? I don't know..it must have been

One time I forced a poop and this first attempt to "rush the kids in the pool" Ended with a "ahh Hnnn" POOT POOT schlllltPLOP wipe. This new found despotism of time now allows me

Little Joey Parker closed his eyes and wished. Hard. He put pen to paper and wrote two words. "Maybe Santa can bring me Spam Baby THIS year" He would never stop

Marzipan fruit has a chalky consistency and a slight taste of almonds. Green olives are packed in jars. These, and many other facts, I have written down in my new best seller "

I woke up today and stepped out side for my daily run only to find that the street that I live on had disappeared completely, just a single stone remained.

The whole point of having my relative over is to reacquaint myself with the things I hate about her. Armed with this ammo, my cousin and I will finally have something to talk about

"It's my birthday today and I demand a life-sized cake sculpture of my likeness!" Juliyah stomped her heel-clad foot childishly. Papa Poot, her adoptive father, was reddening at