Heal me! thrill me! Kill me! but Keep me coming back for more! Shine a light into my heart. Thrn bring me back to life with your radiant spark!

Friar Tuck thought no one knew. "You're going bald and we all know it. Growing the hair on the side only makes it look worse." Tuck wondered what made Lil John a fashion expert

"Why are you home from the party so early?" asked Mother. "Because I was bored yo." Sarah replied. "Never use that slang talk in this house again." said Mother. "Never again."

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He had been suspicious for quite some time, what with the wooden appearance and the strings,- but after his nose grew three inches, Michael Jackson was sure this was no real boy.

his eyes came into to focus. He had a hard night bartending and now someone was poking his nose. "Choclate pancakes, Now!" The 3-year old in Spiderman PJs hopped on the bed.

There was a little jellyfish that lives in the sea.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was the time of our lives, timely yet timeless... peacetime was our pastime, but sometimes it's past springtime.

If I could read minds I think I'd hate the world even more. If everyone even my family and friends could read mine they'd probably kill me. Thank God for silent thoughts.

The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. Most of the newbies were on deck feeding the fishes while one-eye and I peeled potatoes

"Get Bob here." Lord Drak looked down at his army of minions and sighed. Who in R&D thought it was a good idea to give ninjas jet packs? Stealth and rocket power just didn't mix.

Arrrrgh, how could he be so God Damn selfish! Didn't he know that its not in a woman's nature to be kept waiting, or was it part of his master plan? Either way

He was a serial pet killer. Ever since his family dog lifted its leg and peed into his infant eyes, he'd vowed revenge. He'd go over to people's houses and mysteriously pets would

My brother was returning from deployment on mars and needed a ride. My wife had told me that I was kindly offering, no matter what I said. So here I was, standing in the lunar rain

Weird stories are told of the fabulously rich and brilliant, Sir Francis Dashwood who was notorious for

For my first trip back in time with See-the-past Holidays, I'd be travelling back to 17th Century Scotland. I decided to take a Range Rover, night vision goggles, water purificatio

The lazy eye roamed around the room as if it had a mind of its own. Perhaps it did. It had always had an odd habit of calling attention to the most unusual element in a room

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The two women laid in his bed waited for him to get back.The black,thin one kissing the red head's breasts softly on the niples.She moaned and looked up to him when he came in from

Alicia cringed in her bed... she was still sore from the pain she had endured on the previous day. Not sure what to do, she lay in bed thinking about how yesterday, she got hurt by