Nasa finally settled on the foop tube propulsion as a cost saving measure. Mr. Simpson had not passed the physicals until they looked at his cc gas/burito specs. The flight to mars

Wow, this class is so "fun" right? Web design is the

"Don't you call me a mindless philosopher,you overweight glop of grease now come out before somebody sees you." "▲□▬○┌⌂∩╒♦◄▐" "Secret mission?What plans? What are you talking about

I took a class called 'Creative Writing' and had no idea what to expect. One day,

When my four minutes are up foldingstory just publishes my incompleted line unasked. How embarrassing.

"In visual range Captain," said

class clown freshmen dressed like less nessmen forgot about the next lession i pass the test gussen and all other kids said

Stan's father worked in the landfill, just like his grandfather had. Stan wasn't so sure it was for him. It didn't help that everyone called him Stinky.

He'd had a crush on her since they started opening together. He'd get there early in his pickle green VW bus. She in her "Integra." 5 am was not too early for love, at Starbucks

I cannot believe

Today is the day. Its game day. Today is the most important game day there is. Its the opening game. Our very first game. I'm ready to play some ball.

The full moon rose like the anger in my soul. Tonight was the night. I checked my bag. Everything was there: a rope, spray paint, a pig heart and the voodoo doll. My neighbor was

I want to go home.

The young boy was walking on the side of the road heading to his friends home, and had brought with him his ipod, phone, and pet dog. He was just turning the corner past a car when

Drop those rocks and grab your socks. it's time to quit wading and put your shoes back on. Your mom is going to kill me for letting you get this wet. Rock skipping was never this

They'd been on the salt encrusted boat for months. His eyes couldn't focus on anything more than 12 feet away. He was thirsty. Now they were anchored off of paradise. He could

"Demi-sec sucks!Give the good stuff,I know you have it!"said Anna.Marc didn't know,she was going to ask him for something.Depending on his answer all would be changed,so she needed

"An exponent is a small number (boobs) written at the top right (sex) corner of a number (thighs rub together) that tells you to multiply (nipples) as many times ... Johnny? Would

I sat down with a piece of toast in my hand and stared at the laptop thinking of a love story to write to my thousands of fans for a book to come out next year, I sat there then

Villupuram Chinnaih Jainilabdeen never washed his arm pits. The musky festering mass of hair was the secret ingredient of the famous "Villy's Curry"