Man, I hate Monday's.

“If you elect me as prez, I promise to put a soda machine in every hallway, and to organize another field trip to the creek where Miss Rollins got bit by a snake.” The kids cheered

I was standing there in the forest guns blazing at the monster leaping twards me. It's eyes as read as blood staring at the barrel of my gun, claws tearing at my flesh. Then out of

To honor hard working Canadians, we will drop the gas price to what it was 20 years ago and force them to eat their underwear when the realize we increased the price of food to obs

I'd just sat down to breakfast when I felt myself shrinking. I'd been leaning over my frosted wheats when it started, so naturally I found myself naked, 1 inch tall and swimming

Fourteen days to go. I was sweating on it now, but for so long it seemed an eternity away.

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The Strange High Man in the Woods has stood there for 80 years. Mother says he took his final walk the evening of April 23, 19__ and has not moved or spoken since. Some say he is a

I was at home hearing my old fashioned radio when a thunder struck a near by building. I jumped up in horrer and ran to my window I saw something unbelievable, I rubbed my eyes and

Once upon a time their lived monster who

It was just one of those days where I knew I woke up on the side of the bed, but couldn't help myself when I felt the anger coming. Shrley was asking for it when she

"You talk to much and you never shut up".. "You talk to much and you never shut up". People started giving him the eye in the bus. He fished for his phone. Why was his wife calling

Anabelle petted the soft mane of the unicorn that stood before her. She hadn't seen it ever since she was a child, but it had returned. Though for what reason, she wasn't sure.

I collect stamps only depicting tropical birds with profiles turned to the left. They have to be first-day proofs untouched by human hands. ...and you?

Jacques Harigato lowered himself silently into the vault. His shoulder hairs detected no untoward vibrations, no wayward vibrations, but also no good vibrations. His back hair

The ground trembled as the tree struck the leaf-mould covered ground. The tarmac beneath split exposing white tree shoots deprived of life. I lept to the floor and struggled up...

'How did this happen... I got myself into this mess, though, now I just need to get out.' I thought to myself, looking down at the chocolaty mess covering my new dress.

She gave me that stare. The one where she knows that she's in control. The one where I become completely vulnerable. The one where I give up on protesting. She'll get it anyway.

A farmer and his wife couldn't have a child so they prayed to the demon Butaljo to help them. When the wife gave birth, Butaljo said I granted your wish, but when she grows up

Once upon a time, there was a man named Gregor Mendel.