That bastard, Kayla thought, as she sped down the aisles in her scooter. Didn't he realize that the integrity of Swedish espionage was as stake? Of course not, how could he, but

"GEORGE! George... Look at this. See, I crumple this piece of paper and toss at the waste basket. and see? it just disappears! in mid-air! Look, ham sandwich. Toss. Poof. Gone."

I woke up this morning filled with regret. "If only I hadn't

I was working late one night at work, when I went to the bathroom I found a stinky man taking a dump with the cubicle door open.

Mr. Bojangles, a lovely man at times, enjoyed decapitating dead cats a randomly throwing the heads in kiddie ball pits throughout various children's amusement facilities. One day

Erase una vez una casa en lo alto del monte, recubierta de niebla y en su interior había espíritus y fantasmas que a los que compraban la casa les hacían la vida imposible.........

Dora the Explorer hated children. It was the network's big secret. She lived in a retirement community that disallowed kids. She herself was 98, but due to Gary Coleman disease

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Do you ever read something you have written and wondered, "When did I write this?" and "Who is Susan?" and "What is the statute of limitations in this state?"

She refreshed the mail, nothing new. She sighed and closed her eyes, suddenly she remembered what had happened that day, how she was humiliated by that jerk at school. Why did

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As I wandered through the aisles of the convenience store, I saw the girl I would marry 58 years later. Yes 58... Anyway the story begins like this....

Big Bob could still here the mantra "If you've got time to lean, you've got time to clean." He quickly clicked away from the McD ad. "Have it your way." He relaxed & grabbed anoth

It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents... Strike that. It was a bright sunny day and the sun shone, having no alternative, on the nothing new...Doublestrike that

Li was getting rich on faux rhino horns. He compressed human nail clippings. It was made of keratin too & he was saving the rhino. But he was deceiving the chinese mafia & smugglin

But the giant Italian woman would not stop screaming. She jumped up and down and yelled, "Marina!" That's when the Mexican maid

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She was sooo busy. Really busy. Like no time. So she wore Juicy sweats. That's how busy she was. Stopped doing her hair. And made her face dour. She had no time for herself.

Well, that was a surprise, I large elephant under my bed.

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