A minivan bumped along the windy roads in the Himalayas as Tsewang the guide toured him through Bhutan, past Yaks and Takins and Monasteries

The pied piper had gone to Los Angeles for a recording contract, but discovered that there was no money in the music business anymore. In fact, some 14 year old kid had taken his m

"A platypus in a fedora. Right here on the floora. Where's Dora? Have the Senora clean up this plethora of

Wilbur the Quantum Cat was at last adopted by a loving family in Des Moines who didn't mind his magnetic field line hairballs and the strange quark droppings he left in the litter

I have never heard of such thing... It has terrifying red eyes and big mortifying teeth thirsty for blood. I thought it was just a joke to scare my friend.

The public is so ridiculously gullible. Most actually believe antifreeze and coolant come in the same bottle. I once sold a balled up piece of paper to a guy as a paperweight for

"Yah," said the gelatinous Martian pyramid on the plain east of Tharsis Ridge, "the singularity is near – it is ever-present." Even so, Neptunians from 50,00 years later landed and

Once upon a time there was a Princess, named Ashley, who was banished to the evil town of Statesboro. There she attended the boarding school Georgia Southern.

Love Actually was shot in England. What people don't know was the Hugh Grant has been dead for 5 years and they were able to

You would think a waterslide filled with gumballs would be a nice addition to the senior citizens center. Trevor did as well, for about 4 mintues.

There once lived a guy who lived a shoe. His shoe was way too big for him and it stunk really bad. Instead of putting foot powder in his shoe, he sprayed cologne everyday.

It had been nearly a year since THE EMBARASSMENT

You know how when you're eating, or reading, or driving or whatever and all of a sudden nothing makes any sense and you just kind of pass out for ten or twelve minutes?

"Welcome to the Happy Hermit Bakery and Cookie Emporium!", said the sign hanging awkwardly askew on the door.

"Don't drink and fold! DON'T DRINK AND FOLD!" [CRASH!] [@ Folder's Anonymous] "How many here are also alcoholics?" [unanimous hands] "That's what I figured. Now let's introduce

"Fossilized ossified ossobuccophile." "Erotic exotic necrotic otters." I countered. This was getting serious. "Elementary sedimentary actuaries" he riposted effortlessly. Sweat

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Severus would not reveal his secret longing for Harry's

There was nothing left. The city which had been so familiar to her was now in ruins. This was worse than a nightmare.

Fue un lunes normal de invierno, casi nadie queria levantarse de la cama.