He looked like a deep fried scampi in a cheap suit and he was my lawyer. He was Attorney Ackbar and I was his first client, I was facing

Ronda twisted her body round, looking in the mirror. "Olaf, does my bum look big in these jeans?" "We are but strangely persistent meat. Is there a right answer to this question?"

There was a time, aerosol spray was the future.

The circles covered the entire football field in multi-colored rows. 500 people gathered together. The mighty spinner twisted. A thunder over the speakers, "LEFT FOOT ON RED!"

"Butterfly in the sky? Ha, I can get twice as high." I thought to myself as I reached into my Bag-O-Drugs, randomly pulling out

Dahli Parton was a strange blend of intense Dadaism and

"Atirei o pau no gato-to,mas o gato-to não morreu-reu-reu...".Beatrice listened to the other kids thinking what would the cat have done to deserve being targeted by a stick of wood

But the Norwegian Resistance movement wanted to keep going. The only problem was that they had nothing left to resist. They're chairman scanned the internet looking for something

Pink Floyd

Where am I? I awaken to find myself not in my bed, but floating orb above what looked like an elaborate room. Something had whisked me away from home. It was probably

but she never forgot. how could she? she was being charged with the death of her own mother. but of course no one would believe it wasnt her, he got away before he was even seen.

La soledad es una opresión constante de noches oscuras y amargos atardeceres. Genera tanto dolor que

I peed in the pool. Shame enveloped me like sick jacuzzi jets. When Jason came up for air, I could see a little water got in his mouth and

Waiting. She hated waiting. But since her quarry had gone into such a public place, with so many men bigger than her, the hunt would have to wait. He knew she was hunting him, that

Today is International Octopus Day! Have you kissed an octopus on the beak yet? Or shook it's hectocotylus in congratulation? The next inky, blue blooded, three hearted,

Rudolph Hess was Hitler's secretary and stood by him during the lean years which meant that

Agent Kenny Loggins sat down with Kenny Rogers and said, "The jig up Ken." Kenny Roger's face burned like roasted chicken. Loggins said, "We have the foot. We found it in the river

"Grand Moff Tarkin," said the wheezy one. "Please advise the kitchen crew that your Dark Lord would like something other than Spam Imperial Tacos now and then." Tarkin's cheekbones

Camping in the Rockies, he marveled at the night sky. With the reduced atmosphere, the stars shown brightly. As he looked up, he noticed they were disappearing one by one.

The night before he'd crushed up thousands of ecstasy tablets and put them in the sugar dispenser. As he gave people their Venti's he watched them load up on