"...and that's how you do the Hamster Dance!" I proclaimed, an awkward smile on my face as I faced the angry crowd. I was never allowed to DJ for my friend's parties again.

Zombies, Mummies, Nosferatu ... of all the slow moving monsters, the Weresloth was the slowest. He'd hang from a branch camouflaged with moss waiting for the smell of his prey

I took a class called 'Creative Writing' and had no idea what to expect. One day,

Once upon a time there was a teacher

Ancient stores selling rare antiquities lit up the Main Street of Chinatown as Jack-o-lanterns were lit up one by one by the guardians protecting

john, a good looking guy, is walking in a forest. he sees little red hood. her favorite color is red. she likes to bake cookies for her grandmother.

even after 12 years she can still see in her mind, a man beating and stabbing her mother over and over as she was forced to watch from her mothers closet were she hid for her life.

At 11;47 am on a Tuesday, all the mimes in the world stopped in their tracks and began to migrate to New Zealand. Thousands drowned on the sea-leg of their journey, puddles of

"You got me so fired up angry. I ain't gonna wait for no jury! You've committed a crime so evil, so downright hayness. It's my duty to wipe you off the face o' the Earth without

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But Bond never hesitated when it came to women. He kissed her deeply. She resisted. "We could go somewhere private." He smiled. She said, "You're my father James, I've been

John's boss leant over his desk. "Excuse me," he said, "why have you got a tampon in your ear." John sat up proudly. "It's a symbol of my radical feminism & a statement of solidari

The day was gloomy ,the sky was dark. I looked as if it was going to blizzarding any minute

Life is like a box of chocolates. You will be radomly picked up by forces beyond your control at any moment and eaten. This is how I lived my life every day. I hate Mr. Gump.

hey my name is Jeff. i wanted to have a friend that was def. I was walking down the street and i found a...

"He got it from BREAD and it like, ate his face!" "Oh shut up, your stories never make any sense." She felt terrible as her friend scolded her but she kept staring at the bread...

I am so over it. First the telephone poles and electric wires...now it's the drones and the lasers, what will be next

Sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and finish a story. It's a messy business. The pressure to conclude the story is like making a joke to a crowd, you really hope it

Men in tights jumping and twirling around stage with sugar plum fairies. It's Nutcracker season again. Every year I suffer through it. The only good part of the whole damn show is

After the party the Prince and Princess rode off into the night sky on a crystal carriage. When their white steed was barely galloping the carriage stopped and they saw that