It turns out that Grandma was... *SPOILER ALERT* the wolf in disguise! Also Jack's magic beans were real, Goldilocks was in Baby Bear's bed and..

A sock was stuck in the core of the nuclear submarine' s refrigeration unit, causing a meltdown. The explosion's tidal wave sunk California. Then the U.S. national debt suddenly

"Remember when mom thought my stash really was oregano and made Chicken Parmesan with it? I can't believe the minister kept snorting that milk through his nose. And who knew

There is A crazy girl that likes taking things only from redheads

The wedding was hasty. Bridgitte’s mermaids sat glinting in tails on the steps of the church, throwing handfuls of fish food at the newlyweds.

As they spread throughout the galaxy, humans were surprised to find that other beings also believed in astrology. The considerations became increasingly complex, and by the time of

The flying admiral was awesome. After a joint chiefs of staff meeting that devolved into cranks, curses and titty-twisters, the admiral flew out the window and over the

I was dancing in my room like a spastic, but then all of a sudden my left leg broke underneath me and i headbutted my bedroom door.

There was a brave girl with green yeys cutting a tree.

I pushed open access panel to the heat vent. I know my landlord told me not to mess around, but we were freezing and something was jamming the tube. I found a string and pulled.

Happy Female Directors are all alike; every unhappy Female Director is unhappy in her own way.

I don't know. I've been hitting it pretty hard. She smiled, "Yeah, I know. It can get pretty hard when you're laying it on pretty thick." I couldn't stop staring at the

Did I tell you about the time I drove to the Czech Republic with three friends? Well, I say three friends; one of them was my brother, one was a friend of my Dad's and the other

Welcome to Purgatory Diner, sir. If you pay with your Purity Card, you will eventually earn enough rewards points for a flight to heaven. If it interests you, today's special is

It was late. Dale tucked in the prized members of his Beanie Babies collection and curled up on the floor. He wouldn't sleep in bed with them, not since the night he rolled onto

What I actually wrote on the note to my crush was "Meet you on Saturdsday". Little did I know that she would

A duck walks into a bar with a rabbi and orders a Grasshopper. The bartender looks down at them and says, "Is this some sort of joke?" Just then, 6-foot tall pianist stumbled in.

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Captain's Log, supplemental. We have arrived in orbit around Foldinus Prime to settle a dispute between the creatures known as GreenBananas and buddyboy4711. Negotiations have

as i was sleeping, i dream about soccer star named neymar which inspires me alot and also will i was dreaming , my brother bit my leg i shout and ........