while i was walking down the hill i decided to jump accross the street and say oh my gosh im so in love i foundly found

They say I couldn't live in the past--but now I rent a time-share in the 80's.

I said it was too early for gin Rickeys and she said it was too late for eggs Benedict. Our relationship was in different time zones.

The scared child lay shivering on the labatory floor. All she knew that she was different from the others, her soft fur covering her body and her long winding tail along with her

I realized the only way to reclaim my manhood would be to report the two military drones to his and her superiors for their illegal substance abuse, but contacting them was harder

Everybody's got something to fold except for me and my monkey.

The Squid children were silent. Then: "Eeeeewwwww! THAT'S how you met Giant Grandmother Squid? GROSS!" they asked. "Well, no." Giant Old Squid Man admitted. "In 1946, after the war

Big Bertha was a model rocket with D engines & a payload in the nose cone big enough for a mouse. I launched a grasshopper which survived the trip. 20 years later I'm going to Mars

Connel stood on the roof of Century tower in his kilt, inflated his Bag pipe and on the count of midnight began to play Auld Lang Syne.

"Why me? Why it has to be me?" - I yelled. The leader looked at me. The blood was covering his face. "Because someone has to live to tell the story" - he said. The engines of

What is the word tonight bro?

I've been trapped in my happy place for over a year now. I don't know how much more I can take.

2013 seemed like an unlikely year for everyone's brains to explode into some kind of vast and gleaming and comprehensive and kindly apprehension of their fellow residents, but

The ground was soft. Soft and warm. He looked down to see what kind of surface he was standing on, and it wasn't the ground at all. The grass between his toes was soft pale fur, th

In the Shenanigan's household it was an open secret young Malarky was the result of a liason between Mrs. Shenanigan and Father Seamus, but Malarky was sure he was a changeling

THE ADVENTURES OF CHRISTIAN BILLY - BILLY AND THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. "Never take the Lord's name in vain," says Billy. "Instead, say, 'Those /fudging/ zombies scare me!'"

"It says here we can get a energy credit from our electric company if we buy into the hamster-powered generator farm. Should we sign up?"

FoldingChat was a debacle from the get-go. Meant to connect the folding community, it instead led to the abandonment of its parent site. The first murder occurred within a week of

Have you ever slept in the river? Seen the sunshine come off the moon from underwater? Gotten weird with it? I saw the sign and I have to say

The story of the man who could not bathe. Once there was a man who could not bathe. It began when he was a child. The wet nurse