The fog shrouded the land in a haze of white. Staring at it from the inside, I never felt more alone.

WHAT ARE THOSE!???!!!??!!!

Bernice the bear lived in a zoo. It was dingy, small, and the people there treated her like an animal. (Irony?) She planned to escape the next day; Her plan was to

I look out my window and notice a man standing there. His eyes lock with mine. As I blink...

I am a sick man. I am an angry man. I am a ridiculous man. I am a non-descript man. I am a superfluous man. I am a forgotten man. I am a distraught man. I am not a man at all. But

So I was bored one day and decided to see how many gerbils I could indeed stuff into

Ass-kicking and television cooking shows were the two biggest loves of his life, so he pitched a new show: Iron Chef meets MMA. Secret Ingredient in the octogon

Dear Abby, Why does my Venus Flytrap plant keep grabbing at the zipper on my trousers? - Baffled Botanist in Boston

you deserve better, I'm telling you that you deserve better!

When the Austro-Hungarian Empire decided that it would mark its territorial border in the middle of a tavern on 24th Street, Little Jimmy knew things were about to get messy.

Smell this. Now smell that. Now, get a load of this. What he was holding was unspeakable. Unholy, and fowl. He wafted its atrocious smell towards me with a white gloved hand.

So I accidentally discovered King Solomon's Mines, Shangra La, Mu, Lemuria and Atlantis all in one evening while using Google Maps.

Some of us just can't bear with frustration,which only builds up more frustration as we become impatient.

The second time I died was when

"There," I thought. I just folded another two lines but I noticed something, the new page founded by the "Gold and pass" button wasn't the usual progress of the story, this time it

I'm jumping in on this ride like "wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

Ted's senior year was marked by an Evil Teacher. This Evil Teacher bedeviled and tormented Ted, but was also a blessing in disguise.

A cold wet wind blew in my face as I walked along the beach. I heard the cracking of drift wood behind me as the moon lit my pathway. The hair on my neck tingled and

I wanted my Dog Daffy & I to grow old gracefully together so we attended Doga courses to reduce anxiety but when we retired Daffy became incontinent & had to wear Doggie Diapers

The evening skies were beautiful with its tint of red and yellow, it reminded him of the times he had with his now deceased wife "heh...those were the good days."