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I was so jealous of Tony. He had a CB radio, an RC Trans-Am, a Color TRS-80, and a portable TV which could receive UHF 'and' FM stations. All I had was pong.
Finished
2013-12-10 00:27:01
Took
1 year, 38 days, 4 hours, 42 minutes, 40 seconds
67
I'M BATMAN! or I thought I was. My butler keeps telling me I am this Bruce guy and that I should unlock the broom closet and take my meds. My thoughts are a bit...I'M BATMAN!
Finished
2013-12-09 22:37:01
Took
1 year, 50 days, 10 hours, 51 minutes, 52 seconds
17
It all started with a fight on New Year's Eve. Who would have thought a cup of noodles had so much power? I still have 3rd-degree burns. My phace and L bowz stil hab da bern.
Finished
2013-12-09 15:00:41
Took
335 days, 23 hours, 2 minutes, 5 seconds
38
The tutu really made his outfit, he thought. Why he hadn't worn them before was a mystery, but seeing the envious stares of his coworkers as he walked into Taco Bell, waving his
Finished
2013-12-08 13:11:55
Took
1 year, 76 days, 4 hours, 43 minutes, 41 seconds
55
Ah, dear Earwig. Most misunderstood, save only our friend Cockroach. I fear you both suffer from unfortunate names. Also, that Wrath of Khan flick didn't really help the earwig out
Finished
2013-12-07 22:41:23
Took
205 days, 9 hours, 19 minutes, 7 seconds
45
I can't believe my best friend just found out.
Finished
2013-12-07 11:41:06
Took
352 days, 12 hours, 33 minutes, 17 seconds
47
She was tired of seeing me in my drunk costume. She never did have any class. She never told me her name either.
Finished
2013-12-06 23:49:00
Took
85 days, 22 hours, 51 minutes, 19 seconds
15
As I was riding in the U-boat there was a plane in the mist a while away but I went ahead and told the captin. The captin
Finished
2013-12-06 04:01:19
Took
2 years, 226 days, 17 hours, 1 minute, 57 seconds
34
Hang gliding in the nude, Frank mused, was fine in theory. But in practice it was downright chilly and the wind created an extremely uncomfortable sensation in his
Finished
2013-12-05 06:17:21
Took
89 days, 4 hours, 25 minutes, 24 seconds
39
Choking on foetid air, I traversed the entryway to the blasted tomb, within which a teeming brood of pestilent vermin had fed upon my forebears for millennia. I, P. H. Craftlove,
Finished
2013-12-05 01:19:05
Took
326 days, 37 minutes, 31 seconds
55
In mid-summer of the previous year I had exited my home and witnessed something unbelievable. There was a group of nearly 78 women strutting down the road. One of them hollered and
Finished
2013-12-03 18:09:41
Took
106 days, 17 hours, 53 minutes, 54 seconds
34
Today, I learned that my friend has been secretly a vi user his entire life. Myself being an emacs fanatic to the point of my wife leaving me with my kids, jobless, and homeless.
Finished
2013-12-03 15:34:32
Took
1 year, 60 days, 2 hours, 35 minutes, 51 seconds
41
If I find my key,
Finished
2013-12-03 14:34:05
Took
266 days, 2 hours, 35 minutes, 43 seconds
53
Why do I hate Bono he wondered.
Finished
2013-12-03 08:34:47
Took
2 years, 53 days, 8 hours, 29 minutes, 10 seconds
23
The Cypriot Prime Minister was thinking. He could a) let the country go bankrupt; b) suffer a bizarre Polonium 210 death at the hands of a disgruntled Russian depositor; c) no c
Finished
2013-12-02 18:05:22
Took
255 days, 13 hours, 2 minutes, 43 seconds
45
... and that is why they are called Macaws." The zoo lady smiled brightly in her safari khakis. "Now, any more questions? Yes?" A grizzled man slowly raised his hand. He coughed,
Finished
2013-12-02 17:37:45
Took
2 years, 216 days, 4 hours, 47 minutes, 51 seconds
43
Ah yes, she was free again. She loved a Sunday drive. The Cabbie's aftershave didn't bother her. Ever since the DUI she had to take taxis, but no matter, she was as free as
Finished
2013-12-02 08:59:08
Took
2 years, 64 days, 18 hours, 3 minutes, 21 seconds
33
The Archbishop stood before us. I thought about his father's ears and his family's hidden German past. Through our marriage, we would rule the world. According to the prophecy,
Finished
2013-12-02 00:02:56
Took
2 years, 215 days, 9 hours, 24 minutes, 37 seconds
54
The families watched in silence. The priest continued, "If any person here believes that this fold by 49Faithful and this fold by Slimwhitman should not be joined in Foldy Matrimon
Finished
2013-12-01 23:24:50
Took
30 days, 13 hours, 19 minutes, 18 seconds
47
As I ground on her lap I wondered what I'd eat for breakfast when I got home. Maybe eggs. I got up & shook it in her face. Her friends screamed & rained dead presidents down on us.
Finished
2013-12-01 23:22:49
Took
37 days, 11 hours, 24 minutes, 48 seconds
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