The dog went for a walk on his own. He came back later with a surprise for his owner

There it was again. Thud-thud. Thud-thud. A steady two beat rhythm. Like a giant heartbeat, or the drumbeat of an encroaching army, marching just out of sight, but heard for miles.

I took a class called 'Creative Writing' and had no idea what to expect. One day,

Phillip Perry and Ray Fitzgerald were teammates on the hazelwood west basketball team

As a young sailor of little means, I dove with a full tank to visit the Octopus' Used Sub lot. He had just the thing, a sweet yellow number driven by a little old lady from Jamaica

I enjoyed working with numbers because numbers made sense. They were logical--unlike people, who were more like abstract art in which you could only guess the artist's true motive.

Sneezing again. This head cold just would NOT go away. But maybe, just maybe I can find some kobold minions that aren't TOO stupid, to search out ingredients to a legendary remedy

The broble is the book that talks about important things like brosus. If you are a broliever you believe in the bro-code, and you believe in broven and broll. If u r a brothiest

john, a good looking guy, is walking in a forest. he sees little red hood. her favorite color is red. she likes to bake cookies for her grandmother.

it was time for some affirmative action to reninstate gender balance on the whole sacrifice-the-virigin-to-the-gorilla social more. The social justice warriors tied the groom to a

Churning out worries like butter. Makes the batter tastes strange.

They were gone, all of them. I came home, and they were gone.

Listen up! The sarge says 95 percent of us are not coming back. So, to those of you who make it. Kill as many of those zombie bastards as you can! To the rest of you, sayonara.

تجمّعت الحيوانات في الغابة مقابل شجرة البلّوط العتيقة بناءاً على استدعاء البومة لهم جميعاً، اصطفّوا بهدوء و انتظام متنظرين حضورها، و التي كانت أقدر حيوانات الغاب و أكثرهم حكمة،

The first time near death experience was in a hospital that was greyer than tombs but shinier than the morning star. You will never forget this, she said, carving out my belly,

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The pied piper had gone to Los Angeles for a recording contract, but discovered that there was no money in the music business anymore. In fact, some 14 year old kid had taken his m

After many lives of vile deeds he was finally reborn as a worm.Ah..The life of a worm! (S)he wriggled out of a muddy hole onto the pavement & let the rain pelt his glistening skin

...I lied to my doctor. Yet again. This time I didn't even need to.

The bat swept in from the storm. Dracula confronted him. The bat's claw had a crystal key that