Pssst! Hey you. Yeah, I'm talking to you. Listen up, I've got something very special to tell you. It'll be our little secret, ok? Are you ready? Here goes. You and me, we are

He knew he'd be stuck here on the john for a while, so he picked up a reader's digest. Good thing they write these to be read in the space of an average bowel movement, he thought.

"There's no place like home", she said as she spilled her entire caramel macchiato. Karma bent over to pick up the cup and knocked her head on the end table. "Farking hell!"

The cyborg entered the decompression chamber. He felt along the wall until he sensed where the audio-intercept device was installed. A mini-torch from his finger

The Congress had planned on coming up with a plan to raise the debt ceiling...but Sen. Orrin Hatch (R) thought they were "raising the roof", which he heard about on Oprah and was

Long ago, on a distant and abandoned isle, there was a structure like none other, so unique and divine that not even a fully trained army could destroy it. The guard was bored so

a little pebble named peb wanted to find his soul mate, but unbeknownst to peb a BIG storm was rolling in over the garden where peb had lived most of his life since leaving the

He was rummaging in the dumpster for food when he found it,an unused lottery ticket. He leaned against a hefty bag & began scratching. He was so used to his bad luck, at first

He'd finally figured it out. He'd connected radio receiving electrodes to insect antennae. Making some adjustments to his XBOX allowed him control. Now with his insect army

Tiffany put on her hot red dress & favorite perfume. She was so excited about their Valentine's day date, but when Brad took her to the Wastewater Treatment Plant in Brooklyn

To get to the root of the problem I was going have to remove each of my fingers. I had stolen a cleaver from the local butcher and my plan was to start with my left pinky. It was

Today the Apple dumpling gang

It's 1:37 a.m. EST on Christmas morning and I'm sitting here surrounded by wrapped presents thinking "Is this IT? Is this what it's all about?" If Christmas could be different, I'd

For a long time after the events I am about to relate, I went to bed late just to be sure that I didn't wake up in the middle of the night.

john went to the store marcus ate a peach anthony was a weirdo i told him not to go to sleep my foot hurts theo is dumb i hate school i put stickers on my face

A tired eye watched as the sun fell over the crystal mountains, too soon were the shadows rising above the shattered lands. Dominik raised his hand as the massive sun glided over

I watched the sun's rise whilst I watched it's descent. Of course, not by choice, but it was still beautiful. I wanted to leave but I wanted to stay.

Claire sat in class, hoping, wondering, a possibility lurking in her mind people would join in on her story. She sighed as she pulled out a gun and held it in the air.

"What starts with 'come here' and ends with 'ouch'?"

I never finish what I start. I've learned to accept that about myself in old age. Well, I shouldn't say never...there was this one instance...