Padding toward him, Julian saw Pepper, the dog he inherited from his niece, Kelly, when she moved away to college. They didn’t allow dogs in the dorms. That was 6 years ago and

She was a hefty aunt who went to too much therapy. She worked out by walking and kept her energy up with Tiger's Milk Bars. So when the people showed up she had only

The coffee mug was empty. It wasn't strictly a mug in the truest sense of the word, but a blender pitcher that had been the last clean vessel for caffeine. He stared in despair at

He should have masturbated while she was out today. He could of found some internet "strange." But she might want to actually do it later, and now it was late and there would be

"Merry Christmas!" he said, more a challenge than a greeting. He waited, looking for the expression that would send him to sensitivity training. His wife had taken the kids and he

He slipped into the room, invisible yet again. No one knew him. No one saw him. No one cared. He smiled briefly, allowing himself the modicum of joy. His anonymity served him well.

I wish, oh how I wish that I could obtain

And the pirate said with a twinkle in his eye, for that you will need a

Sometimes I wish I knew what she thought. I wish

One day Flow rider took a walk in park until

I woke up to a cop outside my apartment window with a megaphone. He said to put down my WA2000 or i would have to

I was in my room reading manga, Naruto and than as i was reading i saw that the character was coming out of the book. I was scared. I took out my fake shuriken and target his face

I was playing COD Black Ops and suddenly the door popped open and an army of zombies came toward me

I kissed a girl just to try it.

The couple gave up their baby. They were working in the US from China and the baby had been born with potential brain damage. China would allow only one, and this one was broken.

"Too Bad." The meter maid ripped off the ticket and stuffed it in my mouth. So I

"It's our newest size, the Trenta!" the Starbucks barrista said with a flourish as he displayed the cup. Old news, I thought. I read my BoingBoing and heard about it last week.

soon king apple fell from the tree and demanded to be eaten but something happened during the fall that

The Easter Bunny crawled closer to the chicken coop. Ass and ears high above the low cut field grass. Anyone even half looking would of seen him. Stealth wasn't his strong suite

As my house fell away into the crevice below I lamented my own misfortune, yet I could not help feeling pride for the explosive batch of lamingtons that set off