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5He slipped into the room, invisible yet again. No one knew him. No one saw him. No one cared. He smiled briefly, allowing himself the modicum of joy. His anonymity served him well.
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5I wish, oh how I wish that I could obtain
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5And the pirate said with a twinkle in his eye, for that you will need a
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5Sometimes I wish I knew what she thought. I wish
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5One day Flow rider took a walk in park until
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5I woke up to a cop outside my apartment window with a megaphone. He said to put down my WA2000 or i would have to
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5I was in my room reading manga, Naruto and than as i was reading i saw that the character was coming out of the book. I was scared. I took out my fake shuriken and target his face
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5I was playing COD Black Ops and suddenly the door popped open and an army of zombies came toward me
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5I kissed a girl just to try it.
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5The couple gave up their baby. They were working in the US from China and the baby had been born with potential brain damage. China would allow only one, and this one was broken.
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5"Too Bad." The meter maid ripped off the ticket and stuffed it in my mouth. So I
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5"It's our newest size, the Trenta!" the Starbucks barrista said with a flourish as he displayed the cup. Old news, I thought. I read my BoingBoing and heard about it last week.
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5soon king apple fell from the tree and demanded to be eaten but something happened during the fall that
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5The Easter Bunny crawled closer to the chicken coop. Ass and ears high above the low cut field grass. Anyone even half looking would of seen him. Stealth wasn't his strong suite
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5As my house fell away into the crevice below I lamented my own misfortune, yet I could not help feeling pride for the explosive batch of lamingtons that set off
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5Pssst! Hey you. Yeah, I'm talking to you. Listen up, I've got something very special to tell you. It'll be our little secret, ok? Are you ready? Here goes. You and me, we are
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5He knew he'd be stuck here on the john for a while, so he picked up a reader's digest. Good thing they write these to be read in the space of an average bowel movement, he thought.
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5"There's no place like home", she said as she spilled her entire caramel macchiato. Karma bent over to pick up the cup and knocked her head on the end table. "Farking hell!"
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5The cyborg entered the decompression chamber. He felt along the wall until he sensed where the audio-intercept device was installed. A mini-torch from his finger
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5The Congress had planned on coming up with a plan to raise the debt ceiling...but Sen. Orrin Hatch (R) thought they were "raising the roof", which he heard about on Oprah and was