There lived a young girl named Shaquia. To others she was considered an evil youngster because of what happened that one day down by the river. You see, what happened was...

She was mid-air in the plane, when she realized she had boarded the wrong plane and now she was on her way to China instead on California.

Sometimes when i'm alone at home i

The helicopter leveled and seemed to stare directly into Kelly's room. It was one of the silent black ones. As the cockpit opened, she knew the restraining order was meaningless.

She had two heads. It wasn't a Siamese Twin thing. It was fusion. Walt Disney's head was not frozen, it was attached to her neck. In the back. That was the real brains behind Pixar

As the little people began there dance, the unicorn continued to beg for more. How could this be so?

The neurological injury meant she would be stuck at nine, with no persisting memory of anyone but her mom. After that, the 1st time she saw her dad, she screamed stranger danger

Great! Roberta's boyfiend had given her a pet monkey and no animals were allowed in her building. OInly one place to hide it. In the

The third Emperor decided to eat an apple pie. But inside the pie was a layered octopus. He took a bite out of it, and the octopus came out and ate the Emperor. Then the octopus

They were an annoying lot and moved slow as tortoises. The PUN-ters, as they were cawled, wore their turtleneck uniforms, even when the heat was enough to make anyone snap.

"If you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain, may I suggest the English Riviera?" The travel agent stared at me solicitously. "Torquay is like St. Barts, except

Twenty-five years before our story starts, a one thousand strong guild of terrible wizards called the Yaku pooled their power to destroy the world.

The tub was a stagnant pool of tears. She'd started crying a month before and died in it days later. The sadness inside her would not relent. Her dead eyes wept, a heart barely

She was more attractive than most girls at my school and probably gave me the time of day because I was the only non-douche that would do the same to her. That’s the kind of thing

I cupped my hand over my mouth and exhaled and then inhaled sharply through my nose. Present. Very. Very. Present. I suddenly felt a great deal of empathy for my dog.

Clumsily he caught her leg and threw her to the ground, landing on top of her and flailing his arms at her face and neck.

Around 10:30 am, I picked Cassandra up outside her apartment in north Seattle. I’d used her car the night before to scope out the place in Renton we were meeting at noon.

She never gave me specifics and I didn’t ask but she’d left town the same night I did and didn’t cross my path until she wanted to seven years ago. I slid out of the way without

The aging, tired waitress gave him a disapproving look as she waved us in. When Jimmy sat down at his table, I was fairly sure I was going to be seeing Rod Serling go into his

The Great Bird Rebellion was set off by overcrowding. 24 birds in a pie! That's not even enough room to think much less move. Their first kill was the baker, then they went after