Yeah sure I could suspend belief up to that part in Cloud Atlas II where Jackie Chan reincarnated as a quadraplegic midget (oh, spoller haha) whose mother is

"Possible Existence of Wormholes at the Center of the Galaxy". Harry glancing over Norbert's shoulder commented, "They don't need to look so far away, Norby, your brain is

Shocking as it may seem, I was abducted by aliens and escorted to their planet and put under observation. The Vesuvian—which is what they call themselves—are naturally voluptuous.

I took a central silence for permission to carry on.

I'm so sad.

As I was walking

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Years later, after the Targaryen Restoration, Arya not caring for the role of a Stark Princess slipped out with Nymeria to dispense some of the Many Faced God's mercy where it was

The branch quivered, depressed from the squirrel.

The last week, Berlin was visited by us. The most important things about the Berlin's history were explained by Arnau, our guide. The monuments were visited and enjoyed by us.

I sat in something vaguely reminiscent of a Teradactyl shedding a snakeskin. "This chair is called Fermenteratmotorsågfisk. A scandinavian design. It's an abtraction of a

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My dad always told me love was tricky to find, but he forgot to mention how impossible it was to keep.

"Hmm Hmm, And what have we hear? Some sad, washed up little sapling that tried to take the whole river instead of sticking to his puddle. And for that he almost drowned." She spat

CATMAN is a super hero who surrounds himself with a large army of cats. He usually speaks gibberish and/or throws his cats at passersby. In truth CATMAN is a slave to the cats but

Children, put your electronics away. In our school we use blackboards and chalk, and pen and paper. If you don't like it, run away into the electronic wilderness where predators

Listen up! The sarge says 95 percent of us are not coming back. So, to those of you who make it. Kill as many of those zombie bastards as you can! To the rest of you, sayonara.

The first time near death experience was in a hospital that was greyer than tombs but shinier than the morning star. You will never forget this, she said, carving out my belly,

As Irma was walking down the streets after eating kebab with her friends, she accidently swallowed a tiny spider while talking about superheroes. Little did she know that

Robbie dodged the vicious crowbots of Detroit and got home with his new endovisks. But instead of "Hunger Maze 37", by mistake the shopkeeper had wrapped up "Magic: The Whole Art".