I just got my Android. However, an history of awesomness before i get the damn Android is inevitable to listen to. Well, i was here, at the bar, drunk, talking with friends, when

This was the moment I had been waiting for. I was about to become a celebrity. If I flashed my breasts at the exact point Tom Cruise left his hotel, I would be recognized across

It was a fateful meeting on the night of December 18th, 1949. Ralph Johnson knew that it was only a matter of time before the events of earlier year would come back to haunt him.

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When I came back from Dublin, ...

I have a monkey head.

'What do you call an intelligent, good-looking, sensitive man?' he asked. 'A rumor' she said with a smirk. Nathan didn't find it funny though. In fact he was annoyed at the remark.

When man finds his inner-self, nothing is left secret for him. "Blessed are the pure in heart" coz "he will see God. " he will see God in everywhere, in those flowers,trees,seeds

He'd almost hit it big, he almost got a show on the Air called, "Junkyard Police Action" but was beat out by the soulless show called, "

It turns out that all of the afterlifes were in the same big plaza, and that the only way to be damned to hell is to hop on the train that offers to let you cut ahead in line. Styx

She step on stage seing nothing but the darkness between the spotlights.Her feet hurt like hell inside the pink pointe shoes,already stained red on the inside by her blood and any

well he'd finally done it. Even he had to acknowledge his genius. Mario Batali had made a full leisure suit out of prosciutto. He regally dressed as

Flying Hippos of Doom have take over New York City. The military has been overun by these beasts. So I took action with

Im getting really hungry waitin for lunch to start im going to eat...

once upon a time, there was a sponge who lived in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbant and yellow and pourous was he! he had a bestfriend, whos name was patrick. they loved to go

on nuketown 20 clips of ammo left search and destroy saggin trousers is the only person on his team left while other have 2 out of no where saggin trousers runs of the platform and

one day at work i saw a woman who had a 13 ft wig that had birds nesting in it. i decided to ask her how she keep it clean and she told me she washed her hair with a type of shampo

It was a simple game of capture the flag at a Boy Scout camp. Picking my team, how was I to know that this was the start of a future world-wide conspiracy by captains of industry?

i will never understand why boyfriends are so overprotective.....

Dahli Parton was a strange blend of intense Dadaism and