"Everyone sucks. The world sucks. Buying stupid crap sucks, after a while. The majority of the crayons in the box suck," then he stopped. His son was only four and looked upset

I could feel my eyes begin to well up…The sickening feeling of tears running behind my face, into my nose and down the back of my throat. I couldn’t breathe. I couldn’t even gasp.

A rapier's wit, as it turned out, was no match for an actual rapier. He found himself buckling as his boots swashed blood and utter lack of control onto the planks. A writer had no

A feeling of unease took hold of me as I noted that I was surrounded by ironic kids in bad clothes. I had somehow wandered into a den of hipsters. One of them offered me a PBR

His wife was a slob. It had taken him years to admit this to himself. He had taught her his system. The alphabetized mail slots. The organized fridge to size and expiration. But

Are we truly alone in the universe? This was a question I was never forced to confront until tonight... This wasn't just news; This changed everything...

What else can I say? I hit him because he was Harry Potter, Justin Beiber, and Carrot Top all rolled into one! Hitting him was the least I could do! Heck, the other kids would

After a long silence, the cat jumps up to the sofa sitting between the man and the woman. Sleepless in Seattle is showing in the telly. Man mutes the telly,

It had seemed like a good idea at the time. But Sylvia's job was on the line. And Walmart's Fashion Week Pavillion wasn't exactly

The glittery ball in Times Square started to descend and everyone around seemed joyous as the countdown began

I felt immediately desperate after my divorce, and decided to visit a bar downtown. It’s not like me to drink, however I felt that if I had already lost my husband.. what else could I lose?

"Do the truffle-shuffle!" we pleaded. However, all of our efforts in convincing Nathan his 7th grade picture made him look like Chunk from the Goonies were in vain.

Static had enveloped him. Though in a room full of his peers, all he heard was silence. He was staring... staring at the furry menace attached to one of them. It was too late

I was gone so long. How could I let this happen? Time has slipped through my thoughts, my hands, my memory. I have to reconnect. Last I remember was leaving Chicago,a flight

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, ready or not, here I come

He couched...right into the blowgun. Oh No!. The dart came out and hit Principle Lunderson in the neck. He whipped around and saw Blake standing there. "I coughed, it was an

At the end said my friends that they are going to play with me... said little kite and one day all the kites were flying high and high in the sky. That's the best part of the party

Michelle Bachmann stirred her cauldron and added the final ingedient to her stupidity elixir. It smelled right, but you can only tell by taste if it IS right. She filled a goblet

"Tell me again, this time in reverse chronological order, how you managed to walk backward through the entire maze. I want to know every step, back to taking off your clothes this

I had heard just about enough! So I told him, "I didn't order a 1-year supply of BLT's for 10 people, I ordered a 10 year supply of