After finishing the eye bags & flappy folds under his chin & age spots, the transformation was complete. He put on the sweat pants & white Keds & pushed the walker to the door.

I was so tired, yet I couldn't sleep. I opened my eyes slightly, and immediately froze. Across the room from me was a tall, shadowy figure, which began to slowly approach my bed.

"What am I doing here?" she thought as she walked through the door. They all kept staring at her like wolfs looking at a rabbit in a trap. She only wanted to sing for someone.

Meanwhile, on Innuendo Island, Bob Uppindown winked a brown eye at fellow camp counselor Shirley Knotty. They sat on the shores of Lake Likkaflappaskyn, playing a baudy game of

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...is bread in French.

Vanessa Conquest refused to testify against her estranged brother Eric for his "crimes" against The Commonwealth. "What crime? He's a poet who rejected our wealth. But now this?!"

The woman cooed you baby to sleep before she heard the crash. Turning around she saw the broken glass on the floor.

What started out as the worst day ever ended as the best day ever. It all started out when

What is the meaning of life?

She woke up in the early morning and suddenly realized it was the day she had been dreading for what seemed like her entire life.

"Private,engage the Brute.Master Chief 117,get into the Banshee vehicle."radioed sergeant Johnson. "UNSC!Destroy the Master Chief at once."shouted the prophet of truth toconvenant

His tombstone read "Here lies James, who died during the great stickleback massacre of 1986. RIP".

The summer grass, it's all that's left of an old warriors dreams. The field of battle, Daisy's backporch swing. Still there, but Daisy's gone, and what I got? Just a fading dream

"Excuse me your royal Majesty, but what do you suppose proper etiquette is for BEATING ROYAL ASS!!!!" I taunted

Sarah could not believe her teacher had actually come to her home. That is not at all what she intended when she spoke to her earlier! Taking off her coat, she thought of a plan.

Hi, Nice job last night - here are the lyrics to the FINALE When you see a guy, reach for stars in the sky You can bet that he's doin it for some doll

Damn! The neighbour was playing his guitar again. He plucked such particular notes that the sounds reverberated through the wall, up my nose and into my brain where they

I have been a security guard at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza for so long. But I am in danger of being stuffed into a suit by the animatronics.

It was happening, the pressure was on with ten minutes to go. I flipped the bacon in the pan with one hand and chopped a bundle of chives with superhuman speed with the other. But

He told me I had a superiority complex, but what does he know - he's beneath me. I folded my arms and then