C'était une fois une petit fille qui voulait devenir une princesse...

I was going home, suddenly in front of me stood a vampire with sharp razor teeth. In vampire's eyes i could see laser shooting out towards me, i was rooted to the ground..

"Looks like a case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time" Donald said to Quincy at the colourful scene where Lord Phillip was crushed by a falling crate of jellybeans

I was going to a drinks stall near my house to buy my favourite drinks. When, i got inside i saw a drunken man shouting loudly and throwing things at the people who are coming in..

I was jogging in the park.Street lamps were flicking brightly,when i was jogging i saw a alive skeleton walking towards me with blazing eyes and it was eating toasted sausage ....

Heart jumping out of my chest. she just asked me over for dinner. i was so happy. been able to go over to the girl of my dreams house. this was dreamy. i tell her ill be there at 6

Mom wanted the cat to stay in the basket on top of the fridge. She frantically searched for her roll of duct tape. That seemed like a good idea. But what about the stapler? The cat

"Thanks Frank, but I think we'll go with Kate's proposal this time." Frank screamed & pounded on the table. "No, mine! mine mine mine!" He tore up his meeting minutes, dropped

The TV blared so loudly that he could barely make out the sounds from next door, but he knew his neighbors

It was just me and Budweiser on Green Street, waiting for the girls to show. Johnny Cash was singing about roses and

You will need: 5 helium balloons, 3 packs of mentos, 2 bottles of fanta (grape works best) a lawn chair, a 9 iron. Mix

It's Friday afternoon and all I am doing is staring at the piles of work on my desk. My thoughts keep turning to this

I remember the sound of gravel crunching under the wheels as I inched the car up the driveway. I could smell

I voted today.

There once was a website that was very similar to my own.

Piotr, Pedro, Peder, Peter...none of these rhymed with psychopath, but that's the first thing Pete thought of when he said his own name. Was it his fault he had a talent for

I use oven cleaner and a brass-bristle brush on mine until all the blackened crust and rancid oily residue solids are removed. Then, I gently dab it dry with a ShamWow Shammie.

50, 60 , 70, 80 and slam into fifth gear. Wind smacked him in the face, including a sea gull which bounced off his helmet. He angled higher, and then gritted his dentures. Now

The pianist sat naked at her keyboard and began to play. The crowd which had been scandalized by her nudity only a moment ago fell transfixed only by her fingers. Notes resonated

He blasted outside. He was shirtless with his sweats stuffed into gortex work boots. He had a fur hat on. He yelled for his son. Lunch was on and he was serving moose stew