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Along came a shaggy dog with a small kitten in its mouth.

Once upon a time, a girl named Chris was walking down the road. However, the road was lava. Chris fell in the lava road and ended up in a coma. When Chris woke up, she smelt tacos.

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Milzy went home and started to play Dragon Age 2............... Two days later, she is still stuck on level one

Hardy knew that fucker spilled that scalding water on purpose. But Laurel's dead, soulless eyes, the eyes of a killer, meant he couldn't hurt him directly. Oh god, did he know?

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Ted Merely is a native Utahn who could pack a lot in 30 minutes

The man who read these enchanted words decided to add to them. The words he added were almost as enchanted as these. But he decided that he would include the word 'Clock' once.

Ralph's parents watched their 20 year old son play with building blocks. Earlier he explained he was making a castle. Ralph's parents thought their son was a loser.

Deep in the Atlantic Ocean an abandoned trunk once rested. This Trunk fell overboard from a vessel many years ago. Without the discovery of this trunk the world would be without

It was one of those weeks when my arm had looked like it had been put in a food blender. As I was getting changed for P.E one of the mean slutty girls noticed my acts of self harm.

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