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In a rush to save the lust of your life, you
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2018-07-26 14:49:21
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1 year, 364 days, 7 hours, 28 seconds
20
pandora sølv
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2018-07-26 12:13:02
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3 years, 173 days, 22 hours, 14 minutes, 47 seconds
54
Someplace, there is an island, where wild chickens run free. Every June, we take our boats to the island, and have a big poultry round-up. Chicken Boys riding Shetland ponies would
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2018-07-26 11:41:09
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1 year, 130 days, 11 hours, 3 minutes, 20 seconds
27
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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2018-07-25 20:21:01
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1 year, 64 days, 6 hours, 38 minutes, 37 seconds
35
The noise echoed in my ear, the sound of the rope hitting the bottom. It came an hour after I threw the one end down the cliff. All I needed to do was get down and save humanity.
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2018-07-24 18:50:53
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3 years, 174 days, 4 hours, 20 minutes, 24 seconds
45
"So, tell me about yourself," said my new psychiatrist. I just sat there & looked at him into uncomfortable silence. Then I reached into my bag & pulled out my Howdy Doody puppet.
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2018-07-24 14:43:47
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5 years, 21 days, 18 hours, 59 minutes, 48 seconds
38
She broke the kitchen chair over my head. "Look, if you don't want any coffee, all you have to do is say so," I complained, wiping the blood from my eyes. I was sick & tired of my
Finished
2018-07-24 14:20:16
Took
4 years, 176 days, 19 hours, 23 minutes
87
"Wow, what's THIS?" The taste tester's eyes lit up as he took another bite. Product developers at McDonald's knew they had a hit on their hands when they created the Tripe Burger.
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2018-07-23 05:05:58
Took
5 years, 227 days, 20 hours, 28 minutes, 15 seconds
60
The doorbell rang and I excused myself to answer at it. Standing there was the old man from the State Farm commercial, with his fishing rod with a dollar bill baiting the hook. "I
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2018-07-21 12:21:10
Took
5 years, 169 days, 17 hours, 46 minutes, 47 seconds
61
Ever since Jen had purchased the dancewriter™, her writer's block and extra pounds were a thing of the past. Today she'd tap danced an essay on Exercise Software for New Yorker
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2018-07-19 16:42:47
Took
5 years, 25 days, 23 hours, 45 minutes, 59 seconds
57
"Hello? Yes, hello this is Dingy Donk. Is this Gingerbread Guy?" Dingy was hopeful that this time it would be different, that his new college roommate liked smelling shoe too.
Finished
2018-07-19 14:48:36
Took
1 year, 337 days, 11 hours, 5 minutes, 26 seconds
38
Patrick Pending usually kept his silence when this kind of thing came up, as this kind of thing often did in the course of time. But on this occasion, his pent-up pendant utterance
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2018-07-19 10:11:43
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5 years, 275 days, 8 hours, 24 minutes, 24 seconds
24
Your grandfather was injured in a freak elk hunting accident while reading 'literature' in the outhouse. Uncle Russes shot ricocheted off the elks antlers through the moon cutout
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2018-07-18 17:43:40
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4 years, 265 days, 2 hours, 33 minutes, 20 seconds
25
"So this fella" said Nock, "how will I recognise him?" Nick sighed "Because, Nock, he will be wearing a hat styled like a guitar amplifier".
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2018-07-17 22:55:40
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3 years, 136 days, 6 hours, 43 minutes, 6 seconds
36
She was very appreciative of my services and promised to cure me of my Coulrophobia. She told me that we needed to steal the emperor's first child
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2018-07-17 20:35:32
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2 years, 103 days, 7 hours, 7 minutes, 56 seconds
43
Cartier klokker Rolex klokker
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2018-07-14 00:25:59
Took
3 years, 161 days, 10 hours, 26 minutes, 19 seconds
63
Do you ever think of the very real possibility that not all of your friends will die of old age? Because I do. Every single day. Oi, why does being a reaper have to be so difficult
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2018-07-13 20:53:02
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3 years, 49 days, 23 hours, 13 minutes, 30 seconds
61
One day I got bored and decided to make a golem. Finding the clay was easy enough, and I had the free time, so, before I knew it, I was standing before a 6' clay simulacrum of
Finished
2018-07-13 20:50:52
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5 years, 38 days, 20 hours, 16 minutes, 40 seconds
73
Cairn searched the the depths of his memory for the stupidest joke he could think of. "What's a dentist's favorite time?" he quipped.
Finished
2018-07-13 20:43:04
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3 years, 151 days, 1 hour, 39 minutes, 28 seconds
24
She woke up with a scream. That dream had been nothing like she had ever experienced before. She could've sworn that the world around her had simply and elegantly ceased
Finished
2018-07-13 10:06:10
Took
3 years, 293 days, 8 hours, 21 minutes, 18 seconds
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