Once upon a time, there was a boy who loved to play baseball. His favorite position was third base. He played baseball every summer with his friends at the park. They had fun.

Pee Wee Herman said that the Secret Word of the Day for today is: "the"...OK? Ready to tell the (AHHHHH!!!!) story? Here goes: Pee Wee and Cowboy Curtis decided to go camping.

The stakes were high. We were both fully armed. Me, with a library book, and it with a proboscis. I held the library book like a sword. It buzzzzzed near my ear, and I swung. WHAP!

There is not one day when she couldn't remember the harassment she endured. She remembers all the awful things they said to her, and how everyone just stood around and laughed.

Fingerman, the Fingerman, Fingerman, the Fingerman... He dances, he prances, he points, & accuses. He's sometimes straight, other times crooked. He picks & he grins & he'll tickle

Scooby-dooby-do,yabba-dabba-doo,and supercalifragilisticexpialidocious where the first words Jack learned.Not only the first words he spoke,no.The first words he wrote,spelled and

Der gestiefelter Slyvesterkater kam bei mir am 1. Janner zu Besuch. Mit einem Blechtrommelsolo erweckte er mich aus meinem Dornrösschenschlaf. "Ein Königreich für Oropax!" rief ich

En la clase de espanol, todos los dias...

Health consequences aside, and speaking purely in terms of calorie/dollar efficiency, it's clear that the best food currently available is

So let's just say, just purely for hypotheticals and stuff, that I was having sex with that duck. Do you think, theoretically speaking, that could have cause this rash right here?

I'm frightened by what is now being called the posthuman condition. Before genetic enhancement therapies were the norm, we could always blame the human condition, or god...now we

Jess' was riding shotgun with the Black Betty headed for Sugarland with a fresh chaingang. He took a swig from his hip flask. "Gimme' that" said Harly keeping one hand on the reins

Foldingstory is a bit like those festive recordings that always come out at this time of year in which a bevy of celebrities get together and sing We Wish You A Merry Christmas.

It was a dark and stormy night when Trumpet, the head rooster on the Shadow Ranch noticed something skulking in the shadows near the hen house.

She refreshed the mail, nothing new. She sighed and closed her eyes, suddenly she remembered what had happened that day, how she was humiliated by that jerk at school. Why did

She stepped over the threshold and stretched an arm out, palm up, as she had been instructed. Nothing. She took another step into darkness, and there it was.

I could tell Brad was lying his ass off. He looked me right in the eye as he swore up and down that he didn't drive my Porsche to the PigglyWiggly. There were two telltale signs.

Red is green. Blue is orange. This is how I have to

The Ninth Brigade of Doltish Ninnies was about to charge up the hill to take the enemy position, but they had forgotten where they put their weapons.

A doctor, who specializes in skin diseases, will dream he has fallen asleep in front of the television. Later, he will wake up in front of the television, but not remember his