The dim lights in the room makes everything feel slightly more tragic. I'm secretly hoping things aren't really as bad as they seem. Honesty is best but often times the truth hurts

The dark blue curtains parted and a voice off stage said "In the beginning was the word..." "I knew it!" yelled a humanities major in the audience. An irate science major threw

Stop it. Just.... stop it.

once upon a time

I was pretty pathetic, I never read stories I didn't help write. I vainly just focused on my own. Because of this, I began to lack in forming original ideas. So I decided to

Once upon a time there was a girl named Jo. She liked to teach but she got frustrated with stuff at times. I wish she would be nicer to me. What a mean mean cat!

I gasped as I pushed back from my last rep, sweating and panting, my body slumped against the weight machine. Was this wrong? Why was a ghost like me so interested in bodybuilding?

He fell in love with her smile. The lines of crooked teeth like a miniature stonehenge begged for his orthodontic prowess.

...and that's how it happened." He drew another drag on his unfiltered and looked up into the detectives face. Manatee slammed the table. "Tell me how it began."

Within a few weeks, a new religion had been born via Facebook and Twitter, with a billion adherents. "We're not here to control other people or set things on fire, we're here to

When I came downstairs Tuesday morning, my dog told me she'd eaten the leftover hors doerves and now had a tummyache. In response, I threw a blanket on her head and sauntered over

My Aunt Martha had terrible breath. But how could I tell her when I knew full well that she was leaving me 2.3 million dollars in her will? Keeping my eyes fixed on her pock-marke

This is the greatest love story ever told. It began when he'd become intrigued by the quirky way

I program pet Apps .My best seller's 'Mouser'. It trains cat's hand eye coordination. Or 'One Fish Two Fish' the screensaver for lonely goldfish. Prop the iPad against the aquarium

It was a bright cold day in April & the clocks were striking thirteen. Winnie Smoot suppressed a shudder of Triskaidekaphobia as she entered the Bldg. Her target lived on the 13th

A girl named Axel sat at her computer her stylus gliding across the black of her tablet. "People run in circles." She sang with the white earbuds spouting music into her ears.

The UPS driver stared intensely at me. "Do you want Santa's recipe for hot chocolate?" Of course I do, I replied!!! He shrugged. "Cool, here's what you do. Add three

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly. Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.

Oh MAN! I also just f'ed up somebody's folding story and feel bad about it. Dammit anyway!

Pssst, hey, psst, hey you.... yes you, come, come. I'm gonna tell you a story so epic that it will make you take a step back and analyse your wretched miserable little life. Ready?