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  • I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly. Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.

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  • I am the wa- wa- what? Lennon stuttered, he couldnt remember the lyrics, Ringo rolled his eyes, "its walrus, John, walrus, here take some more LSD." Paul was petting an invisible

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  • noumenon that had wandered up the stairs. George was trying to arrange PG Tips pyramid teabags into a larger pyramid. "I am the Wal-mart!" crooned John triumphantly! Ringo

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  • D'ya think you'll balance number 9? When the tea bags toppled, George said, "Have they any brown shoes?" Paul strolled by with a snowblower blowing tinsel onto the Walmart Santa.

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  • The Walmart Santa became violently enraged and began to picket the store, holding a sign that said "HO HO HO, MY WAGES ARE LOW." Retail politics aside, at least Mrs. Walmart-Clause

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  • picked up her skirt and jumped over a puddle of urine. Another small child couldn't wait any longer in the ever growing line. Mrs Walmart-Claus began to think she was working in a

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  • Youth Ferity Clinic. Not saying "Thanks, Mrs. Walmart-Claus" when promised a shorter skirt for Christmas is pure barbarism. Satanic, even. That Satan deserves a frowny face sticker

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  • on the triangle thing at the end of his scaly tail. But this was no ordinary Youth Ferity Clinic,. No, this one was run by Scary Spice and she ruled with a manicured Iron fist.

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  • Scary, or Mel as she is known to friends, made all who met her rue the the day they crossed her path, but at home she was a pussy cat. Literally - a practicing animagus, Mel spent

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  • more time having meaningful conversations with her pets than with human men. Intellectual conversations on the latent function of yarn kept her up all night long.

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