my stomach hurt, something was wrong

Monday morning, 9am. It's pouring outside and I'm struggling to summon up enough motivation to get out of bed.

"Holly i'm going to be late!!!" Exclaimed Savannah. Gosh she hated blind dates. She did not know what to expect and she hoped this time around, it would not be a disaster.

Way back in my day, during the Great Alaskan. We folks were just generally tougher. We didn't have the inconvenience of arms and legs like you kids do nowadays. We also

I immediately felt sick. I wished I hadn't eaten the green banana from the toilet. I lost consciousness just as the folding story rehab staff burst in with handcuffs.

It eludes definition just as it eludes itself;

I slid down the zipline which was high above the sea of lava. There were creepers everywhere. There was no way out. I was trapped. I jolted awake. I was trembling with fear from

They were everywhere, behind me, in front, on all sides. a tremor even let me know they were below me. grunting in annoyance, i began to chant the words for a fire cloak spell.

The explorer blankly gazed at his compass. Only three days left. All of his crew were screaming behind him because they had reached their final test on this voyage: a

Whababababababaaaaahhhh...(click)...Whababababaaaahhhhhh-ssss....(click)....ARUMBUMBUMBUMBUMMMMM--BUMMMMMM...SCREEETCHH! "YEEE-HAWWW!"

Are we not elves?

Man, I hate Monday's.

"Hello, you've reached Jenny Scoops with Jungle Corp International. I'm away at the moment. Leave a message and I'll get back to you as quickly as possible. Thanks." *beep*

but she never forgot. how could she? she was being charged with the death of her own mother. but of course no one would believe it wasnt her, he got away before he was even seen.

5, 4, 3, 2...

Resident of the Moon wouldn't have been Amanda Widdershins' first choice, but the people of Earth were so noisy these days. She looked around at her sparse habitat. It was fine. S

Poop-deck Pappy swayed back & forth in concert with the rising waves. It was right before the storm. These were the moments he cherished...and feared. The story began then...

It had not been a good idea to eat the three day old pizza his roommates left after skipping town without paying the rent. Gordon was sick as a dog when the landlord rang

Yesterday I found myself in the Banal Zone. My cousin's fiance and I found ourselves discussing cheese and cheese product. I insisted on only having real cheese on my sandwiches &

La pequeña Mejunglanza asesina carbodestructiva.