Way back in my day, during the Great Alaskan.

Way back in my day, during the Great Alaskan. We folks were just generally tougher. We didn't have the inconvenience of arms and legs like you kids do nowadays. We also

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The folding story was finished a year later. Better late than never, Det. Manatee agreed. The sea monkeys were enjoying a meal of smelts when the phone rang. Det. Manatee answered.

It was the bald and hideous chinchilla. "Look, Det. Manatee, can you find out why I'm so bald and hideous?" it asked, it's voice crackling from too many cigars the night before.

"You live too hard," said Det. Manatee simply. "If I were a doctor, I'd say: don't drink, womanize, or chain smoke." With a wink he produced a flask from his coat. "Fortunately..."