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King "Buddy" Tut admired the handiwork of his people: the stately cheesecake pyramid he had decreed, with a border of palm fronds and candy crocs. But cheesecake fundamentalists de
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2016-07-14 15:19:34
Took
2 years, 290 days, 20 hours, 42 minutes, 25 seconds
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"Tea, Earl Grey, hot" Something whirred and clicked within the replicator and a fate scent of elderberries filled the room. A bowl of plomeek soup appeared, the ten raktajinos in
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2016-08-10 12:28:47
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2 years, 311 days, 19 hours, 56 minutes, 58 seconds
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I have all the Elton John life-size collectable "living dolls" from the Tyrell Corporation. My favorite is Tiny Dancer - she's SO tiny, only comes up to my knee, and holds me
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2023-01-28 23:51:30
Took
9 years, 118 days, 17 hours, 25 minutes, 13 seconds
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Please place towel on the floor if you need a new one. As a small step to saving the environment, we suggest you use your champagne chiller as a penis beaker. -The Hotel Staff.
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2023-01-29 01:22:43
Took
9 years, 110 days, 13 hours, 53 minutes, 38 seconds
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Skaggs had a nasty way of snapping the spine out of his pickled mackerel before consuming it that made Tom uneasy so he hid in an apple barrel in the Galley when Skaggs & Hook ente
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2016-07-18 21:36:04
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2 years, 272 days, 10 hours, 44 minutes, 38 seconds
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"Hot damn boy, you could sell ice to Eskimos!" cackled Grandpa as I handed him the money. Three long weeks I'd spent putting that deal together and now it seemed
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2023-01-20 17:13:24
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9 years, 90 days, 44 minutes, 16 seconds
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It is said that Picasso, with his last breath, whispered, "Modigliani." Likewise would SlimWhitman expire, issuing the name of his mortal fold nemesis. "MoralEnd..."
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2023-06-23 22:55:29
Took
9 years, 241 days, 7 hours, 57 minutes, 47 seconds
18
I was at an avant garde concert. It was super quiet & then BANGBANGBANG!! a helluva noise. The 6 month foetus in my womb starjumped into my lungs. Would that permanently affect it?
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2023-03-18 19:19:00
Took
9 years, 142 days, 3 hours, 59 minutes, 17 seconds
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Archer, Alice Alexis Ann, aimed an arrow at adolescent actress and amazing acrobat, Amy Allybob Absalom. But Billy Baxter Buttercup, brilliant brave boyfriend blocked
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2016-08-18 18:39:22
Took
2 years, 289 days, 21 hours, 26 minutes, 28 seconds
18
People say to me: "Oi, you, yes you, just shut up & listen. Look sit down, I said LISTEN! OK, how do you get your ideas for your folds?" I say: "I listen to the voices in my head
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2016-11-08 17:05:13
Took
2 years, 343 days, 22 hours, 49 minutes
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I listened to it again. "Rickety ... tickety ... bumlickety ... fu shnickety?" Near as I could figure Fu-Schnickens rickshaw had been ticketed outside of an anal enthusiast's estab
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2023-09-12 02:24:42
Took
9 years, 283 days, 13 hours, 14 minutes, 37 seconds
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List of the stupidest Superheros ever invented: 1) Captain Carbuncle, able to cause unsightly boils to appear on his oponents face, secret ability: cures warts 2) Matter Eater Lad,
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2024-06-21 03:47:42
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10 years, 200 days, 18 hours, 29 minutes, 32 seconds
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In the back of the Sports Memorabilia shop, sat a boxed set of Expert Edition Dungeons and Dragons published in 1981. Inside, was a cribbed notebook of the Necronomicon.
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2024-04-09 16:18:25
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10 years, 122 days, 19 hours, 13 minutes, 44 seconds
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Ishida expressed his regret at not being able to stay, but he had urgent business at Fushimi castle. He ordered the guards to water the bamboo regulary until Sago was impaled, but
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2017-02-19 18:47:20
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3 years, 53 days, 16 hours, 48 minutes, 26 seconds
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Charles new what was coming next. The pancake flew through the air; it's velocity reaching maximum as it splattered across Meggie's face, destroying her cherub-like demeanor to cre
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2019-06-13 18:53:29
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5 years, 154 days, 17 hours, 54 minutes, 42 seconds
18
Once upon a time, in the magical land of HELL...
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2016-03-02 13:08:34
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2 years, 27 days, 1 hour, 23 minutes, 36 seconds
18
Jherek Manatee of Mars toasted Old Earth from his timeshare condo on Tharsis Ridge. He found himself in a Byronic mood and dispersed the expats so he could ruminate in solitude. Th
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2015-11-09 17:11:20
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1 year, 274 days, 19 hours, 59 minutes, 14 seconds
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Once upon a time there was a koala. She needed help reaching for something that had nothing she could climb on. So she asked a tall giraffe to help her
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2014-06-13 21:53:23
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125 days, 21 hours, 36 minutes, 3 seconds
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A stuffed polar bear, a pile of sketch books, two empty glasses and yesterday's newspaper; that was what they found in the captain's cabin when they finally broke down the door.
Finished
2016-08-17 14:05:43
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2 years, 179 days, 6 hours, 35 minutes, 45 seconds
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I cant even begin to explain how it made me feel. So much chock, so much intensity. My eyes could not believe what they were seeing. New Teen Wolf Blew my mind!
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2015-04-09 19:22:44
Took
1 year, 48 days, 4 hours, 56 minutes, 4 seconds
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