Her last show ended. She went home, walked up to her support chamber, closed the door. The arm lowered and removed her "helmet." The Emperor appeared on the hologram and

Micheal Feroni stared in awe at the mirror. His face-- ...His eyes were bloodshot and sucken back. His eyelids wide open and his long toothy grin flexed back at him. Micheal grabbe

Personally, I'd steal a tank like that California guy, drive up to my boyfriend's apartment & blast it to smithereens. How would YOU get revenge for being cheated on? Be creative!

Bubba droped out of skool in six grad to help on the fambly soy been farm. His grammer weren’t so good and his speling too, but he had onyl three days to writ his will befor

Sitting in my bed,but then all of a sudden

It was the first day of school and I looked in the mirror and discovered I had the chicken pox.

Once upon a time , there was a magical , jolly goldfish named Bob .

ian drove his golden Volvo up the hill and down,parked by the bay and waited.He knew something would happen soon but didn't want to draw any atention on to himself.

Once there was a little strawberry. She had to leave her country, in order not to become jam.

Her lips were as cold as her hands. He leaned close and caressed her blonde hair. It was streaked with dirt now. He wanted to cry, but no tears came. He was so sore from digging.

Socrates got up. It was early and his toes were cold. He called his slave to bring some warm water. The slave came in. There was brown crap down the front of his tunic. Socrates

"Hello, People's Choice Bank. This is Dirk speaking. How may I help you?" "Yeah, uh hi. Please get a bag of small bills ready 1000$ is fine. We'll be by to rob the bank later today

If I win the lottery

The mythicalness of this wonderful dress I found just made my day. Who could have left it for me, just lying there on my bed? I don't live with anyone so who could it be? I wonder

The unicorn-jousting was going splendidly until I awoke with my knees against the ceiling

The ice cream man dealt drugs when I was a kid. A bigger neighborhood kid told me so.

I used clip on ties and shoes with buckles, tore open plastic bags with stay fresh ties a& managed to hide my inability until the day I was supposed to tie the knot. My fiancee

Once upon time there was a girl addicted to avenged sevenfold. She's the most famous hoe of the city,her name was Sofia.

This is a test...and a testament to trying new things. After all, what is the definition of insanity???

The slow motion aliens have finally landed. Everything in the world slowed down to a crawl. "It is to teach the human race patience & to learn to take time to smell the roses," the