My wife sleeps with a plush panda under her head as a pillow and her feet up next to my head. They don't smell, but feeling her toes wiggle against my face is disconcerting.

so there is a reasonable explanation for all of this: it wasn't my fault because it was DESTINY i tell you, DESTINY. it was fate that had me eat your pudding cup, FATE!

I was asleep in the middle of the night when I heard a loud crash. I jumped out of bed and opened my door and saw

Rintik hujan menetes penuh irama Alunkan nada sendu dalam kesyahduan Sekuntum mawar merah merekah Tebarkan wangi penuh pesona

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"Only $0.17 more and I'll have enough money for some ChocoFlan!" said asthmatic Ricky Two-Buns just seconds before a planet from the Bermuda 8 system collided into his bedroom.

Hear now, the tale of the Organ Thief, his back hunched and his fingers sleek, once was a proud tribal chief, now forced to steal every week; chewing on gum and roasted beef, the

"Do the truffle-shuffle!" we pleaded. However, all of our efforts in convincing Nathan his 7th grade picture made him look like Chunk from the Goonies were in vain.

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Well, I was at an e-learning conference and the rain was pouring.

Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town cal

Nothing ever starts where we think it does. So of course this doesn't begin with the vicious and cowardly murder of an FBI agent and good friend named Susy Cute. What happened was

انطلق الفارس على جواده عبر الحقول و الغابات، خيله يصهل و هو باحثاً عن أميرته، يقف التنّين مقابله و هو ينفخ لهيباً من النار الحارقة، بينما تنظر الساحرة من نافذتها اعلى القلعة ضاحكة

One day lil' J was in LA. He was very lost in the city so he asked a guy named Derek for directions to the nearest casino. Instead of helping him, Derek wrecked him like a skrub.

I'm a centipede. A lonely centipede. In the last ten days I truly learned what the word sadness means. My therapist says it's a kind of depression, but I don't know. Actually

Fat Boy Skinny and I met at the Sunset Grill…back when the Imperial Highway was still a dream…where a man with a washboard, spoon and harmonica could tell tales from times gone by.

En un día nublado Pedro salió a caminar por el muelle del lago y descubrió una lagartija de colores muy diferentes y se empezó a preguntar qué les pasaba cuando se mojaban

I feel like I am going to sneeze, and the sneeze is coming and sweet relief is about to take place…and then…nothing happens!

The girl ran to the landline, exasperated. She dialed 911 with shaky hands. She stood there, heart racing, eyes frantically searching the room for a threat.

Allan: "Hey man, I told you not to eat my pizza" Rob: "I couldn't help it"