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I'm sitting on the couch; my dog's been snoring for the last 15 minutes. All at once he began flicking his paws back and forth while growling, mouth half closed. This was another

I took my wedding ring off and rubbed the suntan lines around my finger. I set the ring next to my wife's photograph--like I've done every night since she passed. She use to say

Pretzle sat down and began writing a story.

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The most beautiful thing about the most terrible thing that happened to me was

why am i here

I never wanted it to end this way. The blood smeared across the floor told a different story. I know how Bob feels about messes and this is one that will never come out.

Stepping through the door was hard for Marvin. He hadn't left his home in seventeen years. At first, he just hadn't seen the need. After a little time had passed, he

Swallowed my boat, he did. There I was, in the belly of the beast. Not sure what to do, I reflected on how I got here. Speedos, women construction workers and Somali pirates. Still

Car airbags kill 1 person for every 22 lives that they save.

As pizza delivery guy, you encounter some pretty unusual situations - the role-playing party with transvestite witches who complain their pizza isn't vegan

One day, all of my favorite people arrived at my house. I was so surprised and happy all at the same time. I knew just what we should do.

Q: Where do you put your cat's dead chipmunk? (a) garbage, (b) neighbor's yard, (c) neighbor's mail slot.

Finn the Human was striding gallantly through the outskirts of the ice kingdom when he discovered a ring. This ring was of incomparable beauty. It was the ring of power.

Jim was always bored when he went to his grandpapy's. There was nothing to do. He would wake up, go down stairs and have his seedless brown bread with seedless raspberry jam.

There's another me when I go to sleep and start to dream. I am then living in another Universe. I'm going to sleep to see what's happening to the other me.

Modesty landed, Facade were necessary, however everyone was naked in Ha mam.

I have a strange feelings, a sensational that has said every moment of my life, this low silence is killing my eardrum and lethargy of loneliness is squeezing my throat..

That guy is gone now. We are his wake. He always leaves us behind to do the hard work. The plodding and trudging, that is our plate. Still, we're standing at least. Some can't do