"I'm afraid that I couldn't support you in this", he told her, frankly. "Not now, not ever. Not a single brass farthing shall I issue from my pocket if it should perpetuate this fo

Lovingly kissing her chelicerae, I looked deep into her compound eyes and began to stroke her opisthosoma, her book gills all aflutter, her tail spine quivering in the night air.

Anne,the ant and Greg,the grasshopper made a cute couple,but conception was a problem.He vowed to take care of the kids while she worked and she was OK with reversed parts but

"Hey, Ninja 2.0! Get your ninja-y little arse over here!" shouted Benny. The ninja slunk up to him silently, a resigned expression on his expressionless face. "What the f*** do you

As I sit on a bench, I can see a man and a woman across the park talking to each other. The woman sits over the man, and it looks like they are talking about their dreams.

Once upon a time there was a princess who had a terrible personality but was very attractive.

My goal is to find a way to resurrect the internet of 20 years go: back before commercialism and social networking and media paranoia. Waybac just doesn't cut it, obviously. When

So one day Krishnamurthi asks Pasternak if they might eventually have one or two of those oranges along with their tea, and maybe some bread. The purple storm mirror

She sat sipping tea, smiling at her guest, knowing full well that the man sitting across from her was a serial killer.

A season of listening fell upon the Earth.

The man strolled down the street, the strangers staring at him. Though as appalling as this man was, he was important to the social structure of the city, you see

Up for auction... lot 31... mason jar full of human teeth. What am I bid?

G R O I D B U T T E N B E R G read the enormous letters he'd spray painted in phosphorescent paint onto the football field. He admired them from the bleachers. A military satelli

All three of us crowded around the Ouija Board. The second, excited, asked "Hey, does using this make us necromancers?" "Nay, 'tis but marked plastic." Noted the fourth.

My name is Ola. I'm 10.

one day lord torettes was just stabbing Russo and stole all his grease to cook his chicken in

Ninja spider drinks its victims blood in the dark recesses of our warmest homes. Ninja spider is never caught in the bathtub being sprayed by hot water.

"The way you make out is the way God will be with you," said the pastor. "If you give a lot of wet kisses and drool than God will probably kill you through drowning."

It was bad timing of Holmes to experiment with designer drug Titters, inducer of laughing fits, just when Lady Boogers came to consult over the vanishing of her husband, Sir Olive.

if a banana ate a monkey, what's the result? i mean, isn't it supposed to be the other way around? but no, i was at the zoo and i saw a banana eating a monkey, and not in that way